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The Dead Dog
Posted: 28 April 2009 01:54 AM   [ Ignore ]
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THE DEAD DOG
        A man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments, tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead.

The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion. The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog’s body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, poking and sniffing the dog’s body and finally looks at the vet and meows. The vet looks at the man and says, “I’m sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead, too.”

The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead. So the vet brings in a black lab, the lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks. The vet looks at the man and says, “I’m sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead too.”

The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes. The vet answers, “$650.”

“$650 to tell me my dog is dead?” exclaims the man.

“Well,” the vet replies, “I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab tests.”

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From HERE.

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Posted: 28 April 2009 07:42 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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smile I’ve never heard that with the lab test variation.

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Posted: 28 April 2009 10:33 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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LOL

That’s brilliant. Loved it. Going to steal it and use it in work.

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Posted: 28 April 2009 06:05 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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*groan*

I’ve got to remember to tell my uncle that one the next time he calls.

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Posted: 02 May 2009 12:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Update: I did get the chance to tell my uncle that joke today. He loved it.

I also told it to my mom to relax myself while I was waiting for my wisdom teeth removal surgery.

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“It’s not that I don’t think that the government would try to hide dead aliens; it’s that I don’t think the government would succeed, since every time the government tries to do something secretly, as in the Iran-contra arms deal, it winds up displaying all the finesse and stealth of an exploding cigar at a state funeral.”

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Posted: 02 May 2009 02:46 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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ZeldaQueen - 02 May 2009 04:30 AM

Update: I did get the chance to tell my uncle that joke today. He loved it.

I also told it to my mom to relax myself while I was waiting for my wisdom teeth removal surgery.

Well, did she like it? cheese

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Posted: 02 May 2009 09:51 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Transfrmr - 02 May 2009 06:46 AM
ZeldaQueen - 02 May 2009 04:30 AM

Update: I did get the chance to tell my uncle that joke today. He loved it.

I also told it to my mom to relax myself while I was waiting for my wisdom teeth removal surgery.

Well, did she like it? cheese

Yep, she thought it was funny and lame.

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“It’s not that I don’t think that the government would try to hide dead aliens; it’s that I don’t think the government would succeed, since every time the government tries to do something secretly, as in the Iran-contra arms deal, it winds up displaying all the finesse and stealth of an exploding cigar at a state funeral.”

~Dave Barry

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