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Google’s April Fools of 2009
Posted: 01 April 2009 04:57 AM   [ Ignore ]
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Research group switches on world’s first “artificial intelligence” tasked-array system.

It starts out fairly humdrum, but then it gets pretty weird and elaborate when you start following the links.

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Posted: 04 April 2009 11:51 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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leoclark999 - 04 April 2009 03:43 PM

Hi,
  I am newly join in this site.The problem with posting for points in any forum other than Just For Fun, is that it can take away from active discussions, derail topics and otherwise clutter up the forum. In an effort to combat these situations, we respectfully request you make these posts in the Just For Fun forum only.
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leoclark

Oh and….
Customer:
Morning,

Waitress:
Morning.

Customer:
What have you got?

Waitress:
Well, there’s egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife:
Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress:
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
That’s not got much spam in it

Wife:
I don’t want any spam!

Customer:
Why can’t she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?

Wife:
That’s got spam in it!

Customer:
Hasn’t got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)

Wife:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?

Waitress:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!

Wife:
What do you mean ‘Iiiiiiiiiich’? I don’t like spam!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can’t have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife:
I don’t like spam!

Customer:
Shush dear, don’t have a fuss. I’ll have your spam. I love it,
I’m having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
spam, spam, spam, and spam!

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.

Customer:
Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress:
You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam and spam?

Choir (intervening):
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!

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Posted: 04 April 2009 12:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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LOL
I have banned the spammer, but… was he telling us how to post in our own forum?
(We don’t have a ‘Just For Fun’ labelled section anyway…)

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Posted: 04 April 2009 12:09 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Yep,

Looks like a new tactic in Spamming

Step 1) Say you are new
Step 2) Act like a Mod and hope people are convinced
Step 3) ?????
Step 4) Profit

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Posted: 04 April 2009 08:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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What the hell are the odds that that would work? LOL

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Posted: 04 April 2009 11:49 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Hey, guess what I just bought!?

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