A police officer pulls over a man who was driving down the road well over the speed limit. The officer asks the man to show his proof of insurance and ID.
“Alright,” says the man. “They’re in my glovebox. Just so you know though, I keep marijuana and heroin and a whole lot of other illegal drugs in there also. Oh, I also keep a lot of unregistered automatic firearms and if you check the trunk of my car, don’t be surprised to find a lot of illegal aliens that I had just smuggled into the country.”
The policeman panics at this and quickly calls for backup and the SWAT to perform a complete search of the man’s car is made. Finally, the search is done.
“What’s going on here?” asks a SWAT agent. “There aren’t any drugs or weapons or aliens in this car!”
“Of course not!” says the man indignantly. “And next I suppose this officer will be telling you that I was speeding!”
