A few days ago I was in Texas driving on Interstate 20. A Texas Highway Patrolman pulled me over near Dallas. He asked me if I knew why he had pulled me over? I said, Cause I was the only one you could catch!!!
I guess he didn’t much like that answer. He said son are You drinking?  I said,  are You buying?
He said Son if I take you downtown, You just might have a real bad fall down the stairwell.
I said , can’t we just take the elevator Officer Nostradamus?