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And a nomination for ‘World’s Most Rubbish Criminal’ goes to…
 
Boo
Posted: 12 August 2005 07:01 AM   [ Ignore ]
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Joe Lucero from Salt Lake City.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20050809/D8BS2RQ00.html

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Posted: 12 August 2005 08:09 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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I love stupid crooks…at least you know why they can’t hold down a regular job…
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Terry Austin
Posted: 12 August 2005 12:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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If they weren’t stupid, they wouldn’t be criminals.

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I’m not an idiot. I just play one in a roleplaying game.
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Posted: 12 August 2005 12:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Hey, some of them are pretty damned smart….........
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Posted: 12 August 2005 03:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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He’s not a crook.  He’s a kook.

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Boo
Posted: 15 August 2005 07:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Zachary Hicks from California deserves a nomination, too.
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0812cellphone-arrest12-ON.html

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Posted: 15 August 2005 07:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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And Terrell Green from Jackson, Miss.
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0812RobberID12-ON.html

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Posted: 15 August 2005 12:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Boo - 15 August 2005 11:30 AM

And Terrell Green from Jackson, Miss.
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0812RobberID12-ON.html

News of the Weird says criminals leaving their wallets at the scene of the crime has become so common it’s practically not noteworthy anymore. My favorite was when some fellow put on a new pair of pants at a thrift store and left his old pants there; but didn’t take his wallet.
News of the Weird also mentions an epidemic of burglars falling asleep on the job.

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Boo
Posted: 15 August 2005 01:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Honestly, the quality of criminals today…
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Turnip Boris Yeltsin frog juggling doormat termite lizard

“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain
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Posted: 01 September 2005 04:49 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Terry Austin - 12 August 2005 04:04 PM

If they weren’t stupid, they wouldn’t be criminals.

Actually, some succesfull criminals have been known to be very intelligent.

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Posted: 25 September 2005 02:48 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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This has got to be the most point-on onion piece I’ve ever read….

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40525&rss=1
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