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And a nomination for ‘World’s Most Rubbish Criminal’ goes to…
Posted: 12 August 2005 08:01 AM   [ Ignore ]
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Joe Lucero from Salt Lake City.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20050809/D8BS2RQ00.html

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“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain

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Posted: 12 August 2005 09:09 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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I love stupid crooks…at least you know why they can’t hold down a regular job…

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Posted: 12 August 2005 01:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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If they weren’t stupid, they wouldn’t be criminals.

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I’m not an idiot. I just play one in a roleplaying game.

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Posted: 12 August 2005 01:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Hey, some of them are pretty damned smart….........

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Posted: 12 August 2005 04:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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He’s not a crook.  He’s a kook.

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Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
Fry: And then the battle is not so bad?
Soldier: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle.

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Posted: 15 August 2005 08:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Zachary Hicks from California deserves a nomination, too.
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0812cellphone-arrest12-ON.html

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“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain

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Posted: 15 August 2005 08:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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And Terrell Green from Jackson, Miss.
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0812RobberID12-ON.html

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Turnip Boris Yeltsin frog juggling doormat termite lizard

“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain

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Posted: 15 August 2005 01:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Boo - 15 August 2005 12:30 PM

And Terrell Green from Jackson, Miss.
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0812RobberID12-ON.html

News of the Weird says criminals leaving their wallets at the scene of the crime has become so common it’s practically not noteworthy anymore. My favorite was when some fellow put on a new pair of pants at a thrift store and left his old pants there; but didn’t take his wallet.
News of the Weird also mentions an epidemic of burglars falling asleep on the job.

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Posted: 15 August 2005 02:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Honestly, the quality of criminals today…
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“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain

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Posted: 01 September 2005 05:49 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Terry Austin - 12 August 2005 05:04 PM

If they weren’t stupid, they wouldn’t be criminals.

Actually, some succesfull criminals have been known to be very intelligent.

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The Kruger-Dunning effect is rampant on internet fora.
J. Kruger & D. Dunning (1999), Unskilled and unaware of it: how difficulties in recognizing one’s own incompetence lead to inflated self-assessments. J Pers Soc Psychol. 77, 1121-1134

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Posted: 25 September 2005 03:48 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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This has got to be the most point-on onion piece I’ve ever read….

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/40525&rss=1

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