Top Ten Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble…
Posted: 10 February 2009 12:54 AM   [ Ignore ]
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Found this posted on my favorite radio station’s website, and thought I’d share with y’all… smile


Top ten signs your Amish teen is in trouble…


10. Sometimes stays in bed until after 5 a.m.

9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.

8. Shows up at barn raisings in full “KISS” makeup.

7. When you criticize him, he yells, “Thou sucketh.”

6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by “Jeb Daddy.”

5. Defiantly says, “If I had a radio, I’d listen to rap.”

4. You come upon his secret stash of colored socks.

3. Uses slang expression, “Talk to the hand, ‘cause the beard ain’t listening.”

2. Was recently pulled over for driving under the influence of cottage cheese.

1. He’s wearing his big black hat backwards.

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Posted: 10 February 2009 12:58 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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LOL LOL LOL

Wait.  It’s not nice to make fun of the Amish on the internet.  They’ll never know about it!

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Posted: 11 February 2009 06:17 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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How can an amish drive? The only thing i see them drive is a carriage no that wasnt a joke

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Posted: 11 February 2009 12:49 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Silver, Amish carriages can still be pulled over by police for things like driving on the wrong side of the road and reckless driving.  Because they don’t drink alcohol and don’t drive cars makes the joke.

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