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Happy Birthday, Crafty Dragon!
 
Madmouse
Posted: 22 January 2009 05:32 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Since it’s the 23rd here, I thought I’d get this started.

Have a great birthday, and let other people do the work for once! wink

*birthdaysnuggles* smile

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Accipiter
Posted: 22 January 2009 05:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Woohoo!  The world is always a better place for having dragons around!

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Tah
Posted: 22 January 2009 06:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Happy Birthday, Crafty!

*Does some mental calculations.*

[Mumbles]

Hmm.  Dragons are juvenile until they’re 150 (human) years old.  They usually don’t mate until they are over 300.  They generally only lay one egg at a time and then won’t mate again to produce offspring for at least 50 years after the egg hatches, but frequently wait until the young dragon is past its juvenile stage.  The eggs take 25-30 years to incubate before they hatch.

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Crafty, how many kids did you say you had?

Oh.  And it’s only impolite to ask women how old they are, right?  Dragon’s don’t care and are often proud of their age, isn’t that correct?

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N E O
Posted: 22 January 2009 06:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Happy Birthday, yo.

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Sharruma
Posted: 22 January 2009 08:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Yay CD

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Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
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Little Accipiter loved that girl enough
He told her jokes and crazy facts
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To hunt her prey in foriegn lands,
And snuggle with Acci!

Smerk the cutest dragon
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Crafty Dragon
Posted: 22 January 2009 09:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Tah - 22 January 2009 11:04 PM

Happy Birthday, Crafty!

*Does some mental calculations.*

[Mumbles]

Hmm.  Dragons are juvenile until they’re 150 (human) years old.  They usually don’t mate until they are over 300.  They generally only lay one egg at a time and then won’t mate again to produce offspring for at least 50 years after the egg hatches, but frequently wait until the young dragon is past its juvenile stage.  The eggs take 25-30 years to incubate before they hatch.

[/Mumbles]

Crafty, how many kids did you say you had?

Oh.  And it’s only impolite to ask women how old they are, right?  Dragon’s don’t care and are often proud of their age, isn’t that correct?

LOL

I’ve only had the one.  I took over a clutch of five! wink

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Maegan
Posted: 22 January 2009 09:10 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Feliz Cumpleanos.

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Ahdora
Posted: 22 January 2009 10:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Happy Birthday Crafty!  (It’s still the 22nd here, but only by 20 minutes.)
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enemymind
Posted: 23 January 2009 06:48 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Happy B-day, Crafty Dragon!  Enjoy to the fullest!
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Malfunctioned
Posted: 23 January 2009 07:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Happy Birthday Crafty cheese

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oppiejoe
Posted: 23 January 2009 08:01 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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hAPPY HAPPY jOY jOY!

(Stupid cap lock key)

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hulitoons
Posted: 23 January 2009 10:27 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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oooooooo I LOVE birthdays!!!  HAPPY ONE CRAFTY!!!

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