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Happy Birthday, Crafty Dragon!

Madmouse

Posted: 22 January 2009 04:32 PM

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Since it’s the 23rd here, I thought I’d get this started.

Have a great birthday, and let other people do the work for once!

*birthdaysnuggles*

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Accipiter

Posted: 22 January 2009 04:35 PM

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Woohoo! The world is always a better place for having dragons around!

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Tah

Posted: 22 January 2009 05:04 PM

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Happy Birthday, Crafty!

*Does some mental calculations.*

[Mumbles]

Hmm. Dragons are juvenile until they’re 150 (human) years old. They usually don’t mate until they are over 300. They generally only lay one egg at a time and then won’t mate again to produce offspring for at least 50 years after the egg hatches, but frequently wait until the young dragon is past its juvenile stage. The eggs take 25-30 years to incubate before they hatch.

[/Mumbles]

Crafty, how many kids did you say you had?

Oh. And it’s only impolite to ask women how old they are, right? Dragon’s don’t care and are often proud of their age, isn’t that correct?

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N E O

Posted: 22 January 2009 05:19 PM

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Happy Birthday, yo.

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Sharruma

Posted: 22 January 2009 07:07 PM

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Yay CD

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Smerk the cutest dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In Western Australi

Little Accipiter loved that girl enough
He told her jokes and crazy facts
And other forum stuff

Smerk the cutest dragon:
Traveled cross the sea,
To hunt her prey in foriegn lands,
And snuggle with Acci!

Smerk the cutest dragon
Is getting married now they say
Though little Accipiter
Has yet to name the day.

Wo Ai Wo Tai Tai

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Crafty Dragon

Posted: 22 January 2009 08:04 PM

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Tah - 22 January 2009 05:04 PM
Happy Birthday, Crafty!

*Does some mental calculations.*

[Mumbles]

Hmm. Dragons are juvenile until they’re 150 (human) years old. They usually don’t mate until they are over 300. They generally only lay one egg at a time and then won’t mate again to produce offspring for at least 50 years after the egg hatches, but frequently wait until the young dragon is past its juvenile stage. The eggs take 25-30 years to incubate before they hatch.

[/Mumbles]

Crafty, how many kids did you say you had?

Oh. And it’s only impolite to ask women how old they are, right? Dragon’s don’t care and are often proud of their age, isn’t that correct?