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Will he show up?
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Posted: 19 January 2009 12:15 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Just a reminder to anybody living near where Poe is buried, it’s his 200th birthday… The toaster might do something pretty significant on this benchmark, so go and watch!

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Posted: 19 January 2009 01:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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And here’s me thinking the “Poe Toaster” is a device for making images of Poe appear on browned bread.

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Posted: 19 January 2009 04:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Uh, what?

And, Joe, what makes you think the toaster doesn’t toast bread with an image of Edgar?

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Posted: 19 January 2009 04:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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The Poe Toaster.

Oh, and I can vote neither way, as I don’t know…

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Posted: 19 January 2009 05:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Boo - 19 January 2009 09:45 PM

The Poe Toaster.

Oh, that’s right.  I remember that now.  (I’ll blame lack of sleep from staying up and watching bad movies last night for forgetting it.)

Still not as much fun as a Poe toaster would be, though.  Especially not one that just shows up! wink

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Posted: 19 January 2009 08:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Tah - 19 January 2009 09:23 PM

And, Joe, what makes you think the toaster doesn’t toast bread with an image of Edgar?

Mostly that it’s referred to by the personal pronoun “he” in the poll!

But wait—I do remember one Milton the Toaster. . . .

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Posted: 20 January 2009 02:31 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Tah - 19 January 2009 09:23 PM

And, Joe, what makes you think the toaster doesn’t toast bread with an image of Edgar?

Mostly that it’s referred to by the personal pronoun “he” in the poll!

But wait—I do remember one Milton the Toaster. . . .

Is that anything like my bagel toaster??

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Posted: 20 January 2009 10:07 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Shouldn’t the Poe Toaster be called a Poester?

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Posted: 20 January 2009 10:12 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Well, if he left one of Idaho’s Finest on his grave, he’d be a Poe Tater…

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Posted: 20 January 2009 10:21 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Too bad Baltimore doesn’t have an NBA team anymore.  They could be the Poedunks.

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Posted: 20 January 2009 10:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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He could leave a pad and pencil on the grave…Tic Tac Poe!! red face

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Posted: 26 January 2009 09:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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These gags are Poe-thetic.

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