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Posted: 12 December 2008 11:45 AM   [ Ignore ]
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“Look it’s George Bush..let’s get him!”


Gotta love that guy.

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-In a perfect world… spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship-

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Posted: 12 December 2008 12:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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The guy to the right is saying, ‘Please! not in public.’

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Smerk the cutest dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In Western Australi

Little Accipiter loved that girl enough
He told her jokes and crazy facts
And other forum stuff

Smerk the cutest dragon:
Traveled cross the sea,
To hunt her prey in foriegn lands,
And snuggle with Acci!

Smerk the cutest dragon
Is getting married now they say
Though little Accipiter
Has yet to name the day.

Wo Ai Wo Tai Tai

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Posted: 12 December 2008 01:10 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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“Sir, you’re not a cat.  You don’t have to bury it.”

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Heaven must be really boring, if you think about it logically.
All the angels must be snoring.  Who could stand perfection for eternity?

Not me. - George Hrab

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Posted: 12 December 2008 01:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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MIracle #1 - turning snow into bailout money

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The ones who matter most are the children.  They are the true human beings.  Lakota Proverb

They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.  Benjamin Franklin, 1775

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Posted: 12 December 2008 01:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Chris suggests ‘If you build it they will come’ or ‘“Hang on, lads - I’ve got a great idea…”

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The platypus is mother nature’s way of saying, “I made this thing out of spare parts I found on the workshop floor, and it can still ****ing cripple you.”

Sylvia Browne

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Posted: 12 December 2008 02:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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“Dirtiest bathroom I’ve ever seen.  No soap.  Brown water.  I’ll just clean my hands here.”

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There is a place for all of God’s creatures - right next to my mashed potatoes. -A PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) t-shirt I saw a guy wearing

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Posted: 15 December 2008 06:05 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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“Can I hit them? YES I CAN!”

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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man - George Bernard Shaw
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it - George Bernard Shaw

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Posted: 15 December 2008 10:05 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Some excellent entries, but I’d have to rate NEO’s the winner if I were the judge.

My own lame attempt:

“The Bush administration sure left behind a lot of snow.  Funny, none of it sticks together.”

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“That is a very graphic analogy which aids understanding wonderfully while being, strictly speaking, wrong in every possible way.”

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Posted: 15 December 2008 11:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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I think Chary’s is the best with Tah’s is a close second

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Smerk the cutest dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In Western Australi

Little Accipiter loved that girl enough
He told her jokes and crazy facts
And other forum stuff

Smerk the cutest dragon:
Traveled cross the sea,
To hunt her prey in foriegn lands,
And snuggle with Acci!

Smerk the cutest dragon
Is getting married now they say
Though little Accipiter
Has yet to name the day.

Wo Ai Wo Tai Tai

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Posted: 16 December 2008 11:48 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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I like Chary’s suggestion best too.

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Sylvia Browne

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Posted: 16 December 2008 11:53 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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I like mine best.

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They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.  Benjamin Franklin, 1775

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Posted: 16 December 2008 11:53 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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And I like mine best.  So there.

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“If any man wish to write in a clear style, let him be first clear in his thoughts.”

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