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Tobester
Posted: 12 December 2008 02:45 PM   [ Ignore ]
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“Look it’s George Bush..let’s get him!”


Gotta love that guy.

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“I have CDO. Its like OCD, but in alphabetical order, LIKE IT SHOULD BE!!”
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Sharruma
Posted: 12 December 2008 03:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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The guy to the right is saying, ‘Please! not in public.’

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Smerk the cutest dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In Western Australi

Little Accipiter loved that girl enough
He told her jokes and crazy facts
And other forum stuff

Smerk the cutest dragon:
Traveled cross the sea,
To hunt her prey in foriegn lands,
And snuggle with Acci!

Smerk the cutest dragon
Is getting married now they say
Though little Accipiter
Has yet to name the day.

http://www.veshearman.com/
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Charybdis
Posted: 12 December 2008 04:10 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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“Sir, you’re not a cat.  You don’t have to bury it.”

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Heaven must be really boring, if you think about it logically.
All the angels must be snoring.  Who could stand perfection for eternity?

Not me. - George Hrab
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N E O
Posted: 12 December 2008 04:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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MIracle #1 - turning snow into bailout money

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Remember, remember… I am the ONE.
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Madmouse
Posted: 12 December 2008 04:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Chris suggests ‘If you build it they will come’ or ‘“Hang on, lads - I’ve got a great idea…”

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The platypus is mother nature’s way of saying, “I made this thing out of spare parts I found on the workshop floor, and it can still ****ing cripple you.”

Sylvia Browne
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Tah
Posted: 12 December 2008 05:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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“Dirtiest bathroom I’ve ever seen.  No soap.  Brown water.  I’ll just clean my hands here.”

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Attention to detail: An apostrophe is the difference between a company that knows its shit and a company that knows it’s shit.
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LaMa
Posted: 15 December 2008 09:05 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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“Can I hit them? YES I CAN!”

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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man - George Bernard Shaw
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it - George Bernard Shaw
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JoeDaJuggler
Posted: 16 December 2008 01:05 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Some excellent entries, but I’d have to rate NEO’s the winner if I were the judge.

My own lame attempt:

“The Bush administration sure left behind a lot of snow.  Funny, none of it sticks together.”

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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.

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[color=green]“That is a very graphic analogy which aids understanding wonderfully while being, strictly speaking, wrong in every possible way.”
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Sharruma
Posted: 16 December 2008 02:17 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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I think Chary’s is the best with Tah’s is a close second

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Smerk the cutest dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In Western Australi

Little Accipiter loved that girl enough
He told her jokes and crazy facts
And other forum stuff

Smerk the cutest dragon:
Traveled cross the sea,
To hunt her prey in foriegn lands,
And snuggle with Acci!

Smerk the cutest dragon
Is getting married now they say
Though little Accipiter
Has yet to name the day.

http://www.veshearman.com/
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Madmouse
Posted: 16 December 2008 02:48 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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I like Chary’s suggestion best too.

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The platypus is mother nature’s way of saying, “I made this thing out of spare parts I found on the workshop floor, and it can still ****ing cripple you.”

Sylvia Browne
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N E O
Posted: 16 December 2008 02:53 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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I like mine best.

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Accipiter
Posted: 16 December 2008 02:53 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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And I like mine best.  So there.

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“If any man wish to write in a clear style, let him be first clear in his thoughts.”
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