I rediscovered the following in an email from one of my colleagues at the time (they’re no longer working with us, but not because of forwarding emails like this).
May be slightly NSFW.
What do you get when you cross a pickle and a reindeer?
Answer.
Remember, a Dragon is for life!
Psst! That’s not a link…
2-15-15 9-19 1 19-16-15-18-11 7-15-4-4-5-19-19 15-6 13-9-7-8-20 Turnip Boris Yeltsin frog juggling doormat termite lizard
“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain
Sorry. Stupid Photobucket. Fixed now!
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I think I got that same joke from my grandmother
...along the same lines - my nephew is named Dillon and his computer is named the same thing as the punch line
Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans. - John Lennon You can twist perceptions, reality won’t budge. - Rush