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Arrested Woman Found With Crack Pipe Between Buttocks
Woman Arrested On Charge Of Breaking Into Car, Stealing $2

POSTED: 6:33 pm EST November 4, 2008

PALM CITY, Fla.—A woman was arrested Tuesday after she was found hiding a crack pipe between her buttocks, police said.

Evelyn Russo was originally arrested and charged with breaking into a car in Palm City and stealing $2 in change.

While being booked at the Indian River County Jail, a corrections deputy said Russo denied having any drugs or paraphernalia on her.

During a search, police found a crack pipe between Russo’s buttocks.

She faces several charges.

I think the meme ‘You’re doing it wrong’ comes to mind…

Robin, you just made my morning ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  okay, I’m trying to keep my chair from tipping over…..didn’t succeed…

Well, it is a “crack” pipe. . .maybe that’s how it’s supposed to be used, and everybody else just did it wrong?