A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?”
The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a bounty on me head.”
Attention to detail: An apostrophe is the difference between a company that knows its shit and a company that knows it’s shit.
Tah - 17 October 2008 01:56 AMA pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a bounty on me head.”
Research Mod
“We are wise to avoid association with those who hide their identity in Internet chat rooms.” - The Watchtower
The platypus is mother nature’s way of saying, “I made this thing out of spare parts I found on the workshop floor, and it can still ****ing cripple you.”
Sylvia Browne
I’m laughing WAY too hard at this one.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
