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How drunk can you get?
Posted: 16 October 2008 09:06 AM   [ Ignore ]
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Three girls go out one night and get really wasted. At the end of the
night they part ways and promise to meet the next morning for a big
greasy breakfast.

The next morning all three girls show up looking much the worse for
ware and begin to retell there various adventures in heading home.

“When I walked through the front door” the first girl starts “I made
it about three steps before lying down and blowing chunks for about 15
mins”.

The other girls agreed that yes, that was pretty bad.

Then the second girl claimed she could top that. “When I was leaving I
thought it would be a good idea to drive my car home, and I
subsequently wrapped it round a tree and wrote it off. I’m lucky to be
here.”

The other two were shocked.

Thinking she could top even that the third girl piped up,“well, when I
got home I put the stove on to make some eggs and passed out,
forgetting about them and burnt out half my kitchen.”

There was a stunned silence until the first girl coughed and said :

“I don’t think you guys understand, Chunks is the name of my dog.”

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Posted: 16 October 2008 09:29 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Lucky Chunks

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Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans. - John Lennon
You can twist perceptions, reality won’t budge. - Rush

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Posted: 17 October 2008 08:07 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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oh god….

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