I’m amazed.  I must have filed with this particular ‘job bank’ five or six years ago.  To date I do not recall EVER receiving anything from them until this morning.  I was even more amazed (but shouldn’t be) by a couple of the particulars [red actually identifies misspellings and green identifies particular areas of law given the present economy]):

October 13, 2008
4 New Featured Legal Jobs!

1. Family Law Associate
Stein Sperling Bennett De Jong Driscoll & Greenfe - Rockville, MD

Stein, Sperling, Bennett, De Jong, Driscoll & Greenfeig, P.C., An established, AV rated Rockville, MD law firm, has Immediate Opening for a Detail-Oriented, Self-Directed and Highly Motivated Associate For our Family LAW Practice Group. Family Law Associate must be Experienced in Disputed Divorce and Custody Matters, Including trial work. Candidate must have a Minimum of 3 years law firm Experience with Strong Writing Skills, Maryland Bar Required. Only Qualified Candidates Should Apply.

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2. Attorney (emphasis on consumer bankruptcy)
Robert A. Ades & Associates, P.C. - Prince George’s County, MD

General Practive law firm in Landover, Maryland, seeks an Experienced Attorney (1 to 2 years Recent Consumer Bankruptcy Matters). Must be Admitted to Maryland bar.

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3. Associate
Janet, Jenner & Suggs, LLC - Baltimore, MD

AV rated law firm Seeking Associate with Minium of 2-3 years civil Litigation Experience. Any Experience in Medical Malpractice a plus, but not Required. Applicant must have Excellent Research and Writing Skills and a Desire to Assist in trial work.

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4. Litigation Associate
Baxter, Baker, Sidle, Conn & Jones, PA - Baltimore, MD

Mid-Size Av-Rated Downtown firm with Diverse Litigation/business Practice has Opening for Associate with Minimum of 2 years Litigation Experience. Position Involves Medical Malpractice Defense and Health care Litigation and some Business Litigation. Strong Academic Achievement And/or Judicial Clerkship Required.

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So which one are you going to apply for Huli??

Be careful—phishing scammers are now using job bank postings to try and get your personal info. A friend just got a bunch of unsolicited mail from a Monster.com listing.  Check those links before clicking.

None!  I’m pretty much retired.  Let’s see, I think I’ll list out the jobs I’ve had over the years starting with the first:

1.    Receptionist for a used car firm
2.    Tupperware sales
3.    Clerk at Woolsworth
4.    Bar tender
5.    cocktail waitress
6.    Egypt team secretary for affiliate firm for DOE
7.    Corporate Law firm 2 blocks from White House
8.    Accounting firm (Deloitte and Sells)
9.    11 years second Corporate Law firm
          During that time I also had my own shop and worked with a group of psychologists and business school
          forming another business
10.    Criminal law -
            during that time I also did contractual work for other firms orienting their computer systems and instructing
11.    Artwork and secretarial for inventor (Airverter)
12.    Family Law (secretary and computer programming)
13.    Firm in Arizona supplying refrigeration units to large plants
AFTER AGE OF 50
14.    Carpet installation (labor)
15.    Retail Revco
16.    Retail Sales Merchandise
17.    Retail Payless Shoes
18.    Maryland Department of Corrections (guard)
19.    TriStar Electrical - electrical installation primarily for swimming pools (secretary)

I am VERY done (I hope), with any of the above kind of work.