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OK I found it: the pinnacle of paranoia..
 
Tobester
Posted: 12 October 2008 04:48 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Masonic Child Rape Ring Controlled By The Illuminati:


http://www.mindcontrolforums.com/stopchildrape.net/index.html

this one’s crazier than BLT….

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Posted: 12 October 2008 05:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Tobester - 12 October 2008 04:48 PM

Masonic Child Rape Ring Controlled By The Illuminati:


http://www.mindcontrolforums.com/stopchildrape.net/index.html

this one’s crazier than BLT….

Although now you’ve probably brought it to BLT’s attention, and so he’ll start copying and pasting from that site as well. . .or else he’ll finally reach some sort of looniness critical-mass and will spontaneously detonate.

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Posted: 12 October 2008 06:52 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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I’m really, really reluctant to click on that… oh heck.. how bad could it be..

Whoo.. Ok… that’s.. wow.. Ok.. that’s pretty bad. Granted, it’s more coherent than BLT, as it only deals with a handful of topics/concepts. Though I notice some of the diagrams include things like ‘multidimensional terrorists’ and ‘occultists with psychic powers’.


On the whole, a fairly robust little webpage, with a nutter of the first water at the helm.

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Posted: 12 October 2008 07:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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What’s a *copy & paste* “BLT.”?
I’m lost here.

I’m really, really reluctant to click on that…
Masonic Child Rape Ring Controlled By The Illuminati: The man’s the stuff legends are made of and everything you’ve ever heard about him is probably true, On the whole, Whoo..

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Posted: 12 October 2008 07:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Robin Bobcat - 12 October 2008 06:52 PM

Granted, it’s more coherent than BLT, as it only deals with a handful of topics/concepts.

Yeah, compared to BLT’s usual cut-and-pasted blurbs, that guy’s page is a model of clearness, order, and the like.  Maybe BLT’s handlers can learn a thing or two about writing from it. . .maybe. . .

DJ_Canada - 12 October 2008 07:17 PM

The man’s the stuff legends are made of and everything you’ve ever heard about him is probably true, On the whole, Whoo..

And he seems to be a neighbour (relatively speaking) of Boo and Madmouse!  Ooooooooo!  They can go nutter huntin’!

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Posted: 12 October 2008 11:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Well, as I’ve mentioned before, apophenia, the seeing of connections where none exist, seems to affect speech and logic patterns as well. It may simply be that BLT’s gone completely around the bend, whereas this guy is merely thinking that the Masons are behind everything in order to cover up their weekend fun time.

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2: What proof will you accept that you are wrong? You ask us to change our mind, but we cannot change yours?
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What part of ‘meow’ don’t you understand?

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Posted: 13 October 2008 12:12 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Wow.  Allrighty then.  I went and took a quick peek, but decided that I really didn’t need to go further than the first part of the page.  The entire premise is ridiculous.

That being said, I will probably go and take a longer look later, just so’s I can say why I think it’s ridiculous.

For now, I’m off to get some sleep.

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Posted: 13 October 2008 01:56 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Accipiter - 12 October 2008 07:17 PM

And he seems to be a neighbour (relatively speaking) of Boo and Madmouse!

Lucky us. blank stare


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Posted: 13 October 2008 02:33 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Oh god The BLT virus is spreading…
We need to spread the acci virus..
Then there will be an equal amount of crazy conspiracy guys and crazy anti conspiracy guys…

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Posted: 13 October 2008 03:53 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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hmmm  Definitely different.  Absolutely stark raving mad??  Quite possibly.

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Posted: 14 October 2008 01:02 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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I read through all this, throwing away an hour of my life. It’s way beyond the usual lunatic fringe we usually see here in this forum. But Stark raving mad as they might be, they at least write in a more or less coherent way.

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