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what do you do with obnoxious zealots?

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Posted: 12 October 2008 05:25 AM

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what do you do with obnoxious zealots? I just really needed to override some of the new thread headers so that’s my reason for starting this new thread…....

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Posted: 12 October 2008 06:17 AM

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*sings*
What do you do with obnoxious zealots?
What do you do with obnoxious zealots?
What do you do with obnoxious zealots?
Ear-ly in the morning…

Wayhey and up she rises!
Wayhey and up she rises!
Wayhey and up she rises!
Ear-ly in the morning…

Merge their threads which have no reason.
Merge their threads which have no reason.
Merge their threads which have no reason.
Ear-ly in the morning…

Wayhey and up she rises!
Wayhey and up she rises!
Wayhey and up she rises!
Ear-ly in the morning…

*cough*
Sorry.

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gray

Posted: 12 October 2008 06:22 AM

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Was that really necessary??? Now I’ll have that stuck in my head for the next 3 hours…

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Posted: 12 October 2008 06:25 AM

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I had to spread the brainworm.

Sorry, love.

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Boo - “Like a mad bloody magpie.“

“A rolling zombie gathers no moss, as it tends to disintegrate instead.“

“He who hesitates is sporked.“

“A penny saved is a future donation to Boo’s army of zombies in an attempt to bribe her not to let them rend your limbs.“
Aphorisms by Acci.

“This site fuses the skeptical approach of a hard-core myth debunker with a gleeful celebration of humanity’s trickster side.“ Sci-Fi Weekly, talking about MoH.

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Posted: 12 October 2008 06:30 AM

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let me get back up from the floor again…...........

om my….........

it is SO good to have Boo back again!

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gray

Posted: 12 October 2008 06:30 AM

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lol I will survive…..

As soon as I thought of the next 11 hours of work ahead of me my brain skipped a cog and now I’m stuck on humming Stairway to Heaven. I guess it’s better than ‘What do we do with the drunken sailor.‘ Or in the case of the forum… What do we do with the rambling nutter…

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Posted: 12 October 2008 07:03 AM

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poke them.

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Posted: 12 October 2008 07:09 AM

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MadCarlotta - 12 October 2008 07:03 AM
poke them.

Ahhh….........so simple!

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Posted: 12 October 2008 07:53 AM

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Boo - 12 October 2008 06:25 AM
I had to spread the brainworm.

Sorry, love.

*...Runs around in circles poking fingers into brain…*

BRAIN WORM!! AUGGGHHHH!!! BRAIN WORM!!

*...stops. Looks around…*

There’s no such thing as brain worm, is there?

*...goes to forum kitchen to bake cookies…*

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Posted: 12 October 2008 09:05 AM

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“What do you do with obnoxious zealots?
What do you do with obnoxious zealots?
What do you do with obnoxious zealots?
Ear-ly in the morning…

Wayhey and up she rises!
Wayhey and up she rises!
Wayhey and up she rises!
Ear-ly in the morning…

Merge their threads which have no reason.
Merge their threads which have no reason.
Merge their threads which have no reason.
Ear-ly in the morning…

Wayhey and up she rises!
Wayhey and up she rises!
Wayhey and up she rises!
Ear-ly in the morning…

Feed ‘em to the vultures, who are awesome!
Feed ‘em to the vultures, who are awesome!
Feed ‘em to the vultures, who are awesome!
Ear-ly in the morning…

Wayhey and up she rises!
Wayhey and up she rises!
Wayhey and up she rises!
Ear-ly in the morning…

Use ‘em as bait to look for Nessie!
Use ‘em as bait to look for Nessie!
Use ‘em as bait to look for Nessie!
Ear-ly in the morning…

Wayhey and up she rises!
Wayhey and up she rises!
Wayhey and up she rises!
Ear-ly in the morning…

Dry ‘em and shred ‘em for rats to nest in!
Dry ‘em and shred ‘em for rats to nest in!
Dry ‘em and shred ‘em for rats to nest in!
Ear-ly in the morning…

Wayhey and up she rises!
Wayhey and up she rises!
Wayhey and up she rises!
Ear-ly in the morning…

Stab ‘em with a spork and watch ‘em fidget!
Stab ‘em with a spork and watch ‘em fidget!
Stab ‘em with a spork and watch ‘em fidget!
Ear-ly in the morning…

Wayhey and up she rises!
Wayhey and up she rises!
Wayhey and up she rises!
Ear-ly in the morning…“

Or else just ignore them. That’s what I’m doing with that one guy’s weird religious rants. I read the first couple sentences of a couple of his first posts, saw that it was nothing but opinionated and oppressive philosophy, and then skipped over all the rest he said and just read everybody else’s replies to him.

DavePrime - 12 October 2008 07:53 AM
There’s no such thing as brain worm, is there?

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Posted: 13 October 2008 02:36 AM

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gray - 12 October 2008 06:30 AM
lol I will survive…..

Now i got THAT song stuck in my nogin
Anyway what do we do to zealots?
I have a few ways..
1) torture
I prefer a week listening to non stop dumagat or BLT or AM rants…
2) burning at stake
Honestly go with number one
3) guillotine
Are you still reading go with number 1.

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