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Tuxedoed Restaurant Attendant at McDonalds
 
Oberon
Posted: 16 January 2006 03:16 PM   [ Ignore ]
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http://www.improveverywhere.com/mission_view.php?mission_id=46

My favorite part of the article:

“When I was asked to perform this mission I was intrigued. It sounded like a significant challenge. I had done the work before (as a professional restroom-attendant) in high-end nightclubs and expensive restaurants and they tend to come with a certain type of client. I’d never had the pleasure of working with a fast-food clientele.”

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BugbearSloth
Posted: 16 January 2006 04:53 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Is there ever any “pleasure” in working with fast-food “clientele”? Um, is this some sort of joke?

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Chuck
Posted: 16 January 2006 04:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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yet another example of “art”

looking at the site, it is more of an impromptu performance piece thena a joke but yeah, it is pretty much a joke…at least thats what I interpreted from reading the site

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Lady Hedoniste
Posted: 16 January 2006 10:05 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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BugbearSloth - 16 January 2006 09:53 PM

Is there ever any “pleasure” in working with fast-food “clientele”? Um, is this some sort of joke?

Nope. There is no pleasure, I know several people who could testify that fact.

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Posted: 17 January 2006 04:09 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Darn it!
I spent the whole of last night reading up on Improv Everywhere’s missions.
The site’s really good, actually.
It’s a huge cabal of improvisational artists.
(Does anyone else smell a conspiracy? wink)

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Lady Hedoniste
Posted: 17 January 2006 05:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Yep. Conspiracy has a very strong smell to it in this place.

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