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Posted: 06 October 2008 03:22 AM   [ Ignore ]
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Definitely time for a new thread.  The old one was beginning to smell.

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Posted: 06 October 2008 04:50 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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*Sniff Sniff*
Mmmmmmm Dragony fresh!

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Posted: 06 October 2008 05:37 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Oooh…NICE!

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Posted: 06 October 2008 06:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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*uses new threads soft goodness for a pillow and hibernates*

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What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.    Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Posted: 06 October 2008 09:29 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Just popping in.  Slow today.

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Posted: 06 October 2008 10:31 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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*sneaks in and covers the Forum in a layer of vaseline, then saunters away whistling in an innocent nonchalant manner*

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Posted: 06 October 2008 12:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Accipiter - 06 October 2008 10:31 AM

*sneaks in and covers the Forum in a layer of vaseline, then saunters away whistling in an innocent nonchalant manner*

It troubles me that you have that much vaseline sir.

*slips and falls hard on a$$*

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Posted: 06 October 2008 12:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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oppiejoe - 06 October 2008 12:12 PM
Accipiter - 06 October 2008 10:31 AM

*sneaks in and covers the Forum in a layer of vaseline, then saunters away whistling in an innocent nonchalant manner*

It troubles me that you have that much vaseline sir.

It would trouble me more if he still had some after this…

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Posted: 06 October 2008 12:51 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Ahdora - 06 October 2008 12:43 PM
oppiejoe - 06 October 2008 12:12 PM
Accipiter - 06 October 2008 10:31 AM

*sneaks in and covers the Forum in a layer of vaseline, then saunters away whistling in an innocent nonchalant manner*

It troubles me that you have that much vaseline sir.

It would trouble me more if he still had some after this…

*grabs Ahdora and wrestles her to the floor and covers her in vaseline* cheese

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Posted: 06 October 2008 01:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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oppiejoe - 06 October 2008 12:12 PM

It troubles me that you have that much vaseline sir.

*slips and falls hard on a$$*

You never know when it might be useful.

Ahdora - 06 October 2008 12:43 PM

It would trouble me more if he still had some after this…

cheese

oppiejoe - 06 October 2008 12:51 PM

*grabs Ahdora and wrestles her to the floor and covers her in vaseline* cheese

Do you two need some “private time”?

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Posted: 06 October 2008 01:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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oppiejoe - 06 October 2008 12:51 PM
Ahdora - 06 October 2008 12:43 PM
oppiejoe - 06 October 2008 12:12 PM
Accipiter - 06 October 2008 10:31 AM

*sneaks in and covers the Forum in a layer of vaseline, then saunters away whistling in an innocent nonchalant manner*

It troubles me that you have that much vaseline sir.

It would trouble me more if he still had some after this…

*grabs Ahdora and wrestles her to the floor and covers her in vaseline* cheese

Eek!  Good thing I was wearing this hazmat suit anyway!  Otherwise I’d have to go take a shower, and it isn’t time to leave work yet.

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Posted: 06 October 2008 01:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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HazMat suits:  the Forumite’s best friend.  Along with anti-spork armour.  And protective goggles.  And lots of vaccinations.  And a flamethrower.  And a poking stick.  A chastity belt might not be amiss in many situations, too.

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