Yes, you too can own this useless looking piece of shaped plactic (dimensions 1.5” x 1.2”)
at $2,000,000 value. Yours for only $19.95 + shipping and handling ($35.00)
But wait, if you call in the next 10 minutes we will double your order to 2 pieces of useless shaped
plastic free of charge. Just pay seperate shipping and handling.
But that’s not all. If you call in the next 10 minutes we will also send you this mouldy sandwich we just
happened to find in the back of our fridge totally free of charge. Again just pay shipping and handing ($35.00)
Thats two pieces of useless shaped plastic and a mouldy sandwich we found in the back of the fridge for the low low price of $19.95
plus shipping and handling.
Remember, this offer is not available in the shops.