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Sharruma
Posted: 28 September 2008 02:34 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Yes, you too can own this useless looking piece of shaped plactic (dimensions 1.5” x 1.2”)
at $2,000,000 value. Yours for only $19.95 + shipping and handling ($35.00)

But wait, if you call in the next 10 minutes we will double your order to 2 pieces of useless shaped
plastic free of charge. Just pay seperate shipping and handling.

But that’s not all. If you call in the next 10 minutes we will also send you this mouldy sandwich we just
happened to find in the back of our fridge totally free of charge. Again just pay shipping and handing ($35.00)

Thats two pieces of useless shaped plastic and a mouldy sandwich we found in the back of the fridge for the low low price of $19.95
plus shipping and handling.

Remember, this offer is not available in the shops.

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Smerk the cutest dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
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Little Accipiter loved that girl enough
He told her jokes and crazy facts
And other forum stuff

Smerk the cutest dragon:
Traveled cross the sea,
To hunt her prey in foriegn lands,
And snuggle with Acci!

Smerk the cutest dragon
Is getting married now they say
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I am an ex associate
Posted: 28 September 2008 06:46 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Just wait a little while and you can get the same thing at you local Walmart!

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Transfrmr
Posted: 30 September 2008 12:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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You wouldn’t happen to be knocking ShamWow would you?

They play that ShamWow commercial so often up here that I’ve noticed a few awkward social exchanges where quotes from the commercial are used, but everybody gets them.

There’s a user review for the ShamWow here, no big surprise…

It’s such typical marketing, I still want one!

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DJ_Canada
Posted: 30 September 2008 05:47 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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I have not seen that commercial in a couple months now.
And I thought my parents where getting one as well. Guess not.

When I worked in produce, me and this co-worker used to make infomercial jokes.
Let’s just say “But Wait! There’s More!” was said a lot.
Oh, and we got yelled at by the department next door for being too loud on a few occasions.

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Sharruma
Posted: 01 October 2008 03:53 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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No, Not just Shamwow.

There are a lot of infomercials that have the same format.
I was just trying to do a general parody of them.

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Smerk the cutest dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In Western Australi

Little Accipiter loved that girl enough
He told her jokes and crazy facts
And other forum stuff

Smerk the cutest dragon:
Traveled cross the sea,
To hunt her prey in foriegn lands,
And snuggle with Acci!

Smerk the cutest dragon
Is getting married now they say
Though little Accipiter
Has yet to name the day.

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Dily
Posted: 07 October 2008 08:07 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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I’ve never seen ShamWow, but I have seen Zorbeez.  It seems to be the same thing..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNobDSLZj60&NR=1

Part 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP8E5-4Fqwk

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Zach
Posted: 12 October 2008 09:44 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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does shamwow really work?

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