MY LIVING WILL
Posted: 11 September 2008 11:10 AM   [ Ignore ]
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Last night my wife and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, ‘I
never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids
from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If
that ever happens, just pull the plug.’

So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine.

She’s such a poophead sometimes.

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Posted: 11 September 2008 12:26 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Heh, heh, heh!!!
LOL

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Posted: 11 September 2008 02:47 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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I had to forward this to my wife!

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Posted: 11 September 2008 09:14 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Has your wife been talking to my husband?  He did the same thing to me

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Posted: 20 September 2008 10:40 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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thats pretty funny LOL

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