The conspiracy continues! It is mere days after Obama has taken power, and suddenly the sandwich shop where I stood up against his anti-tea minions no longer serves tea!!! Coincidence? I think not! See what you have brought upon yourself, America! A tea-less time shall fall like a tea-less shadow upon the land with a great big thud that you can’t really hear because it’s a shadow and also a rather strained simile! We are all doomed! Dooooomed!