Hmmm. I usually take what The Sun says and accept its exact opposite as truth (trust this bleedin’ newspaper to come with an article with ‘bikini clad’ in the title…). I’m temped to say that the ‘sharks’ are a hoax, having been inserted via the medium of image editing, or are actually a bunch of rocks and the ‘writers’ were struck by pareidolia.
It might make more sense that way. The woman ran into the water, only to find that it was full of [rocks] and she ran out because she didn’t want to [scrape her foot] and almost stood on one of the [rocks] on the way out!
Of course, it could be true. I have no idea why sharks would swim that close to a beach (all of them at low depths) or why a traffic helicopter would choose to watch this, as surely from that high above someone running into and out of the water is mundane?
Whether its true or not, we can all be thankful for one thing at least - this ‘newspaper’ didn’t declare that it was leading a crusade against the evil of sharks. Or people who aren’t stick figures wearing bikinis. Or whatever. The Sun is great for irony, in this matter - usually what it’s raging against is significantly less harmful than the rag itself.
