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Posted: 01 September 2008 03:03 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Royal Navy tourism bosses have been forced to remove a billboard - after sniggers that it appeared to show two sailors doing something a bit rude.

The billboard, advertising tours of Portsmouth Dockyard, has a photo portraying the heat of battle in Nelson’s day.

But drivers passing it in Winchester, Hampshire, thought of a much naughtier alternative.

A dockyard spokesman said: ‘It was put up in all innocence and no one here realised what it looked like until it was pointed out to us.‘

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Navy_is_no_place_for_a_jolly_roger&in_article_id=287649&in_page_id=2∈_a_source=


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LOL LOL LOL

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Posted: 01 September 2008 03:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Well yes, I get the point HAHAHA!

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Posted: 01 September 2008 05:27 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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The guy in front looks like it’s a wee bit painful.  Guess they didn’t have any KY handy.

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Posted: 01 September 2008 06:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Did anyone else read “portraying the heat of Nelson”? tongue laugh

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Posted: 01 September 2008 10:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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*tries not to make lame joke about “seamen”*

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Posted: 03 September 2008 01:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Posted: 03 September 2008 05:31 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Arr!!  I want your booty!!

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Posted: 03 September 2008 05:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Ramming speed!!!

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Posted: 03 September 2008 05:43 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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oppiejoe - 03 September 2008 05:35 AM

Ramming speed, Seamen!!!

Forward to glory!!

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Posted: 03 September 2008 06:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Gun is ready to fire!

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Posted: 03 September 2008 06:57 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Posted: 03 September 2008 07:03 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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It’s too bad they couldn’t have managed to work some cannibalism in there as well.

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