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Malaysian man gets nut stuck around p___ (warning please ... may not be suitable for children)
 
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Posted: 01 September 2008 07:45 AM   [ Ignore ]
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080831/od_afp/malaysiasexoffbeat;_ylt=AgSUnVFhl.Mom2AON.2PZmCs0NUE

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Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis: report

Sun Aug 31, 2:25 AM ET

KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) - A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.

The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.

Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.

It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer.

“The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today (Sunday),“ hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star.

On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department

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Posted: 01 September 2008 03:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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*Hides the napkin rings*

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Posted: 01 September 2008 03:42 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Oh what people will do

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Posted: 01 September 2008 05:26 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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I guess that’s pretty much the same as getting it stuck in a vacuum cleaner.  No matter how you look at the situation it makes me scratch my head in amazement.

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Posted: 02 September 2008 01:52 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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THATS JUST STUPID…......

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Posted: 02 September 2008 04:56 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Posted: 02 September 2008 05:04 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Although reading the title of this thread, I at first had an even more painful-sounding idea as to what the article might be about.  shut eye

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Posted: 03 September 2008 05:32 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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He must be nuts.

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Posted: 03 September 2008 06:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Accipiter - 02 September 2008 05:04 PM

Although reading the title of this thread, I at first had an even more painful-sounding idea as to what the article might be about.  shut eye

Me too! I was thinking: “how do you get your nuts stuck…?!“

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Posted: 03 September 2008 06:36 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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LaMa - 03 September 2008 06:35 AM

I was thinking: “how do you get your nuts stuck…?!“

Would you really want to know?

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Posted: 03 September 2008 06:37 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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hulitoons - 01 September 2008 07:45 AM

It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder

Image his fright when the firemen brought out that big metal cutter…....  cheese

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Posted: 03 September 2008 08:24 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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LaMa - 03 September 2008 06:37 AM
hulitoons - 01 September 2008 07:45 AM

It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder

Image his fright when the firemen brought out that big metal cutter…....  cheese

Ahhhh, ‘the Jaws of Life’?

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