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Do these Guineea Pigs look smart, eh?!?
YES, yes they do! 1
Argh! NO! 5
This is cruelty to animals... 5
Whatever: if they taste good too, it’s okay with me... 2
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Costumes for your Guinea Pig
 
LaMa
Posted: 08 January 2006 02:20 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Not a hoax it seems, but odd enough to warrant a post in this section.

All you Guinea Pig Lovers: tired that your Guinea Pig looks just….hairy?

Why not order him/her a costume,  dress and/or hat...?!

Confess, your lovely little crittter looks much smarter in this outfit:



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LaMa
Posted: 08 January 2006 02:24 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Oh, and by the way: this is one sure way to give your Guinea Pig an identity crisis….:

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Lady Hedoniste
Posted: 08 January 2006 04:23 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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I feel really sorry for the one in the pink tutu. downer

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FlintJ
Posted: 08 January 2006 04:26 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Too cute.
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Yushi
Posted: 08 January 2006 08:54 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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aww I tried making a costume for my hamster once. I sewed a pretty fabric onto a hairband to make it look like a dress then I slipped it on the hamster.
Sadly, as we all know ....hamsters have no…waist… so the thing slipped off as she started crawling around. I guess costume for hamsters are just impossible
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FlintJ
Posted: 08 January 2006 09:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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I have a guinea pig, and a few years we put a leash on her. (She hated it.)
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Lady Hedoniste
Posted: 09 January 2006 12:16 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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You leashed a guinea pig?!

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Posted: 09 January 2006 12:16 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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You leashed a guinea pig?! WHY?

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Posted: 09 January 2006 01:07 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Maybe it was an attack guinea pig, and the leash was needed to keep it from killing passersby.

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texaschick6984
Posted: 09 January 2006 07:51 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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that is so cute and so sad at the same time..
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Charybdis
Posted: 09 January 2006 08:46 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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We know the feeling.

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Maegan
Posted: 09 January 2006 01:14 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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I don’t like touching our guinea pig.

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I’m loving the puppies.
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