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Posted: 24 August 2008 07:05 AM   [ Ignore ]
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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and
after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get
married.

One broom
was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.


The bride broom
looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome
and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, ‘I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!’

‘IMPOSSIBLE !’ said the groom broom. ‘WE HAVEN’T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!’

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Posted: 01 September 2008 03:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Wanna hear a dirty joke about a window?

Nevermind—you couldn’t see through it anyway!


Or. . .

Wanna hear a joke about a window you can’t see through?

Nevermind—it’s too dirty to tell!

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Posted: 08 September 2008 02:46 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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brucely - 08 September 2008 06:12 PM

Hi this is brucely. I will tell you one wounder full joke. One day the husband is came early to his home. His wife asked him .Why you came today so early he replied that my boos is said that go hell…

[spam edited out]

There’s more than one Boo?  I don’t know of the fabric of reality can stand that!


**Edited out spam link so Acci can still have his fun.

You Mods are too good to me.

Wait a minute. . .

No you’re not.

Be more gooder to me!  mad

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Posted: 11 December 2008 09:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Accipiter - 08 September 2008 06:46 PM
brucely - 08 September 2008 06:12 PM

Hi this is brucely. I will tell you one wounder full joke. One day the husband is came early to his home. His wife asked him .Why you came today so early he replied that my boos is said that go hell…

[spam edited out]

There’s more than one Boo?  I don’t know of the fabric of reality can stand that!


**Edited out spam link so Acci can still have his fun.

You Mods are too good to me.

Wait a minute. . .

No you’re not.


Be more gooder to me!  mad

 

Better grammer and they might.

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Posted: 23 December 2008 10:34 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Obsidian - 12 December 2008 02:25 AM
Accipiter - 08 September 2008 06:46 PM
brucely - 08 September 2008 06:12 PM

Hi this is brucely. I will tell you one wounder full joke. One day the husband is came early to his home. His wife asked him .Why you came today so early he replied that my boos is said that go hell…

[spam edited out]

There’s more than one Boo?  I don’t know of the fabric of reality can stand that!


**Edited out spam link so Acci can still have his fun.

You Mods are too good to me.

Wait a minute. . .

No you’re not.


Be more gooder to me!  mad

 

Better grammer and they might.

It’s spelled Grammar.

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Posted: 23 December 2008 05:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Obsidian - 12 December 2008 02:25 AM
Accipiter - 08 September 2008 06:46 PM
brucely - 08 September 2008 06:12 PM

Hi this is brucely. I will tell you one wounder full joke. One day the husband is came early to his home. His wife asked him .Why you came today so early he replied that my boos is said that go hell…

[spam edited out]

There’s more than one Boo?  I don’t know of the fabric of reality can stand that!


**Edited out spam link so Acci can still have his fun.

You Mods are too good to me.

Wait a minute. . .

No you’re not.


Be more gooder to me!  mad

 

Better grammer and they might.

I’m pretty sure his grammatical inconsistencies were deliberate.

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Posted: 23 December 2008 07:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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gray - 23 December 2008 10:18 PM

I’m pretty sure his grammatical inconsistencies were deliberate.

I deliberatified most certainaciously with my inconsistentations.

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