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Posted: 05 August 2008 06:11 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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Smerk - 05 August 2008 06:08 AM

And yet, you still had to provide a certificate signed by Gustav and Hat Cat proving that you weren’t an axe murderer.

And they fell for it, too!  Har har har!

So all you have to do is provide a similar one.

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Posted: 05 August 2008 06:25 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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Hello I survived the night, somehow.

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Posted: 05 August 2008 06:25 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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Neo - 05 August 2008 06:25 AM

Hello I survived the night, somehow.

No you didn’t, yet.  It’s night right now.  Just ask Smerk.

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Posted: 05 August 2008 06:26 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Yes and I am surviving. raspberry

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Posted: 05 August 2008 06:26 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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For now. . .

*laughs ominously*

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Posted: 05 August 2008 06:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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*waits ominously*
*ups life insurance*

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Posted: 05 August 2008 06:41 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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Your time shall come, Neo!  Sooner than you th-

Errrrrrrrk!

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Posted: 05 August 2008 06:43 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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Smerk - 05 August 2008 06:08 AM
Accipiter - 05 August 2008 06:04 AM

DavePrime—
That’s funny as heck, Smerk! cheese

You can come to America to check things out, but God forbid you should stay home at the house alone!

Ah, but in America they knew that I was here to keep her well behaved and proper. . .

LOL

And yet, you still had to provide a certificate signed by Gustav and Hat Cat proving that you weren’t an axe murderer.

OMFGLMFAO!!!

You did verify the authenticity of said certificate didn’t you Smerk?

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Posted: 05 August 2008 06:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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oppiejoe - 05 August 2008 06:43 AM

OMFGLMFAO!!!

You did verify the authenticity of said certificate didn’t you Smerk?

I’m just so obviously pure and innocent that they trusted it automatically.

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Posted: 05 August 2008 06:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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*needs dill pickles, drinks toffee cappuccino*

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Posted: 05 August 2008 06:46 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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Neo - 05 August 2008 06:45 AM

*needs dill pickles, drinks toffee cappuccino*

*throws pickles westwardish*

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