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Maegan

Posted: 01 August 2008 05:03 AM

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So…what do the Scots do with the Lammas? Ride them? Shear them?

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What’s an Eng & why does it have it’s own land?

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Robin Bobcat

Posted: 01 August 2008 05:43 AM

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//The llama is a quadruped which lives in the big rivers like the Amazon. It has two ears, a heart, a forehead, and a beak for eating honey. But it is provided with fins for swimming.//
//Llamas are larger than frogs.//
//Llamas are dangerous, so if you see one where people are swimming, you shout…//
//Look out, there are llamas!//

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Lingua Latina
Est mortuissima
Romanos olim necavit
Iam vere me necat

What part of ‘meow’ don’t you understand?

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Robin Bobcat

Posted: 01 August 2008 05:59 AM

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The one-l lama,
He’s a priest.
The two-l llama,
He’s a beast.
And I will bet
A silk pajama
There isn’t any
Three-l lllama.

—Ogden Nash

(note: A three-l lllama is a type of very large fire)

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Lingua Latina
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Romanos olim necavit
Iam vere me necat

What part of ‘meow’ don’t you understand?

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Stargazer

Posted: 01 August 2008 06:55 AM

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So, I just installed a new DSL line in our office. I rest the DHCP server and then ran an Ipconfig -renew on my box. Then I reset the DHCP back.

I’m now the only person in our office on the entire DSL line!

Hooray!

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NEO

Posted: 01 August 2008 07:27 AM

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llama llama over here
llama llama over there
llama llama everywhere…

Good day to the peoples and the llamas. I think the Scots use the llamas for when they get lonely.

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Stargazer

Posted: 01 August 2008 07:27 AM

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How do you get to llama school?

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NEO

Posted: 01 August 2008 07:28 AM

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Ride it.

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NEO

Posted: 01 August 2008 07:30 AM

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So I managed to mow 4 yards last night, was out until 9:30 pm.

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DJ_Canada

Posted: 01 August 2008 07:56 AM

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Neo - 01 August 2008 07:30 AM
So I managed to mow 4 yards last night, care to venture a guess how much that made me?

A lot of green things?

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Posted: 01 August 2008 07:57 AM

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Neo - 01 August 2008 07:28 AM
Ride it.

Nope.

Yeah, I think.. I think you take, uh, Las Palmas
Take Las Palmas to Colorado
Take Colorado down to Pico
And that’s how you GET TO LLAMA SCHOOL!

You go to Pico,
You take Pico to Colorado
Take Colorado to Las Palmas
And that’s how you GET TO LLAMA SCHOOL!

Pico!
Take that to…
Colorado
Then go down to…
Kopico?
And that’s how you GET TO LLAMA SCHOOL!

Now you say Pico
And take your little llamas
Colorado, Colorado!
Las Palmas… GET TO LLAMA SCHOOL!

Get to LLAMA SCHOOL!
You got to go to LLAMA SCHOOL!

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NEO

Posted: 01 August 2008 08:34 AM

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DJ_Canada - 01 August 2008 07:56 AM
Neo - 01 August 2008 07:30 AM
So I managed to mow 4 yards last night, care to venture a guess how much that made me?
A lot of green things?

No it made me very tired.

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DJ_Canada

Posted: 01 August 2008 08:41 AM

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