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Campaign to eliminate World’s fastest man ever officially launched
 
Silvar
Posted: 18 August 2009 01:00 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 100 ]
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The illuminati have taken Usain and released him from there plans. They are thinking of new plan which involves terriyaki, tentacles, and weird video sets

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Posted: 20 August 2009 10:20 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 101 ]
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And now he has set a new world record in the 200M (19.19 sec).  Wow.  Not bad for a dead guy.  I don’t think Bernie could have done better.

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Posted: 20 August 2009 11:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 102 ]
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Tah - 21 August 2009 02:20 AM

And now he has set a new world record in the 200M (19.19 sec).  Wow.  Not bad for a dead guy.

So, are you feeling terrified, and having urges to take lots of drugs now?

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Posted: 02 November 2009 03:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 103 ]
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/8339000.stm

Earth’s fastest man adopts cheetah

The world’s fastest man, Usain Bolt, has adopted a Cheetah at the Nairobi Animal Orphanage.

The world record holder named the two-month-old cub ‘Lightening Bolt’ during the launch of the Animal Adoption Programme.

The Jamaican athlete posed for photos and bottle fed the cub during his four day trip to Kenya.

Complete with video!

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Posted: 02 November 2009 10:09 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 104 ]
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Illuminati Created Cheetah or ICCs. Very lethal and cute.

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Posted: 13 December 2009 07:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 105 ]
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/tv_and_radio/sports_personality_of_the_year/8405693.stm

Sprinter Usain Bolt secures BBC Overseas award again

Usain Bolt has won the Overseas award for the second year running at the 2009 BBC Sports Personality of Year show.

The Jamaican followed on from his epic feats at the Olympics by setting new world records to win both the 100m and 200m at the World Championships.

His sensational time of 9.58 seconds in the 100m in Berlin was coupled with an equally unbelievable 19.19 in the 200m.

Bolt, speaking via an earlier recorded message said: “It is an honour to win this prestigious award again.”

He added: “Hopefully I can break the record and win it three or four years in a row.”

Tennis superstar Roger Federer, who was the other contender for this year’s award, and boxing legend Muhammad Ali are the only other sports stars to have won the award on successive occasions.

It’s just terrible the way in which all of the media outlets have been linking him with drugs and tearing down his public image, isn’t it?

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Posted: 13 December 2009 10:08 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 106 ]
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Heh.. Ok, Acci.. you’ve won. You’ve spiked the ball. You can stop dancing in the endzone, the groundskeepers want to go home.

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Posted: 13 December 2009 11:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 107 ]
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But. . .but I haven’t dumped a big cooler full of frigid Gatorade all over the heads of the Mods yet!

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Posted: 14 December 2009 05:53 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 108 ]
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hmmm  You’d better not even think about that, Acci…

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Posted: 14 December 2009 06:37 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 109 ]
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Gatorade is as flammable as wet is to water

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Posted: 10 August 2012 03:04 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 110 ]
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Just thought I’d give this thread a nudge, seeing how well Bolt’s been doing. smile

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