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Posted: 24 July 2008 03:50 AM   [ Ignore ]
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While Si, 26, played her role as 60s publisher Richard Neville’s girlfriend, Louise, to perfection, her, er, lady garden - or rather, lack of it - wasn’t up to, er, scratch…

“The film is set in the swinging 60s when fashion was wild and body hair even wilder,“ says our studio mole.

“Sienna was an absolute star throughout filming and her performance was flawless.

“The only slight problem being that she’s very much a girl of the Noughties - and this extends to her personal upkeep.

“Unfortunately, Brazilians weren’t common in the 60s and Sienna’s part involved one or two nude scenes - meaning that her grooming habits were on full display.

“A merkin or pubic wig simply wouldn’t have done the trick, but luckily computer wizardry came to the rescue.

“Sienna’s private parts were digitally enhanced, giving her a rather unruly, loud and proud bush.

“All the cast had a good giggle about it and stoical Sienna happily played along.

“But it’s safe to say this is one look she won’t be recreating on her next summer hols.“

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Posted: 25 July 2008 06:57 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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“A merkin or pubic wig simply wouldn’t have done the trick, but luckily computer wizardry came to the rescue.

I wonder why a merkin wouldn’t work.  Isn’t this pretty much the one, very specific purpose of a merkin?

ETA:  I just like typing “merkin”!  What a great word!

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Posted: 25 July 2008 07:03 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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I like typing merkin too!

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Posted: 25 July 2008 09:23 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Jerkin your merkin.

Couldn’t help myself smirk

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Posted: 25 July 2008 10:52 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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DJ_Canada - 25 July 2008 09:23 AM

Jerkin your merkin.

Couldn’t help myself smirk

I thought the saying was “jerkin’ your gerkin” but merkin works too!
A very long time ago, I came across a story about how in Japan a full, um, pelt was considered so desireable there were weaves or wigs one could use to add fullness.

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Posted: 26 July 2008 01:58 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Yep, MLC. That’s actually where the merkin originated. It’s a corruption of the word ‘American’, which referenced the fact that - unlike the Japanese - US soldiers after WWII had a bit of hair going, which was something of a novelty to the protitutes of the time. Japanese men felt a bit.. inadequate.. without the shag carpeting, and so thus started wearing really badly-made chest and pubic wigs..

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Posted: 27 July 2008 06:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Robin Bobcat - 26 July 2008 01:58 AM

Yep, MLC. That’s actually where the merkin originated. It’s a corruption of the word ‘American’, which referenced the fact that - unlike the Japanese - US soldiers after WWII had a bit of hair going, which was something of a novelty to the protitutes of the time. Japanese men felt a bit.. inadequate.. without the shag carpeting, and so thus started wearing really badly-made chest and pubic wigs..

I’m highly skeptical of this story.

This page says that according to the OED, the term “merkin” meaning a pubic wig goes back to 1617. FWIW, Wikipedia agrees

So the post-WWII story doesn’t work.

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Posted: 30 July 2008 10:01 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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JoeDaJuggler - 25 July 2008 06:57 AM

“A merkin or pubic wig simply wouldn’t have done the trick, but luckily computer wizardry came to the rescue.

I wonder why a merkin wouldn’t work.  Isn’t this pretty much the one, very specific purpose of a merkin?

ETA:  I just like typing “merkin”!  What a great word!


Yeah, Merkin sounds good.

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Posted: 30 July 2008 11:45 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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Don’t forget to wash your Merkin on a weekly biases with new Merkin Soap!
And for a limited time offer, buy one, and get a free Merkin care kit.

Merking it look real.

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Posted: 31 July 2008 02:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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*LOL*

I wanted to reply with just one word “SPAM!“

but you can´t post that

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