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delsin
Posted: 18 July 2008 06:17 PM   [ Ignore ]
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1.If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

2. Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer: On their MARRIAGE.

3. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness – Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

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DJ_Canada
Posted: 18 July 2008 06:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Cute
Welcome to the forums delsin

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“Is that thing cool or what? The Black Hole…”
“What you’re looking at is called the accretion disk. It’s matter trapped in the gravity well. You can’t actually see the black hole itself.”
“…Which is cool”
- Stargate: SG-1
“If I had a quarter for every time I said “If I had a nickel..."” - Stephen Colbert

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silver caliber magnum
Posted: 18 July 2008 08:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Big bang...Big bang....
Anyway that was funny...And #1 is so true....

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Hey there silver here speaking,Saying are you tired of your high paying job?Do you sometimes wish of working for a rebel group?Well how does long hours,low pay and 99.9999% chance of getting killed sound to you?If so join the legion now!!
GO HERE

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Boo
Posted: 19 July 2008 03:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Well, the third one was vaguely funny…

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Boo - “Like a mad bloody magpie.”

“It may be that there are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.” -seen on despair.com

“This site fuses the skeptical approach of a hard-core myth debunker with a gleeful celebration of humanity’s trickster side.” Sci-Fi Weekly, talking about MoH.

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Bebelicious
Posted: 20 July 2008 04:42 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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What’s an Sm?

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Space.....it seems to go on and on forever, but then you get to the end and the gorrilla starts throwing barrels at you. - Phlip J. Fry

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MadCarlotta
Posted: 20 July 2008 05:01 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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SMS = Short Message Service.

aka, a text message

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Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. - Dave Barry

I want to receive the holy oil!!

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Bebelicious
Posted: 20 July 2008 05:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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MadCarlotta - 20 July 2008 05:01 AM

SMS = Short Message Service.


aka, a text message

I don’t know why I’d even tell those jokes, much less waste the energy and minutes texting them.  blank stare

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DJ_Canada
Posted: 20 July 2008 05:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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MadCarlotta - 20 July 2008 05:01 AM

SMS = Short Message Service.

aka, a text message

You learn something new everyday. smile

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“Is that thing cool or what? The Black Hole…”
“What you’re looking at is called the accretion disk. It’s matter trapped in the gravity well. You can’t actually see the black hole itself.”
“…Which is cool”
- Stargate: SG-1
“If I had a quarter for every time I said “If I had a nickel..."” - Stephen Colbert

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