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Posted: 18 July 2008 11:17 PM   [ Ignore ]
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1.If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

2. Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer: On their MARRIAGE.

3. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness

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Posted: 18 July 2008 11:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Cute
Welcome to the forums delsin

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Posted: 19 July 2008 01:22 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Big bang…Big bang….
Anyway that was funny…And #1 is so true….

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Those who wish to fight, must now about eternal might. The blue skies turn red, Maybe it’s time you fled? Why wait for the army to strike when you know you don’t need to fight? Aren’t I right? The flower will bloom, and after the blue skies turn red, out comes your doom.
GO HERE….or else…My pets wont grow

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Posted: 19 July 2008 08:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Well, the third one was vaguely funny…

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“Herbal medicine’s been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And the rest of it’s just a nice bowl of soup and some pot pourri.” - Dara O’Briain

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Posted: 20 July 2008 09:42 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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What’s an Sm?

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Space…..it seems to go on and on forever, but then you get to the end and the gorrilla starts throwing barrels at you. - Phlip J. Fry

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Posted: 20 July 2008 10:01 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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SMS = Short Message Service.


aka, a text message

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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

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Posted: 20 July 2008 10:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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MadCarlotta - 20 July 2008 02:01 PM

SMS = Short Message Service.


aka, a text message

I don’t know why I’d even tell those jokes, much less waste the energy and minutes texting them.  blank stare

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Space…..it seems to go on and on forever, but then you get to the end and the gorrilla starts throwing barrels at you. - Phlip J. Fry

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Posted: 20 July 2008 10:17 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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MadCarlotta - 20 July 2008 02:01 PM

SMS = Short Message Service.

aka, a text message

You learn something new everyday. smile

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