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Posted: 18 July 2008 09:16 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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Well, yes, I know that, but you’re not the only weird person in the world, you know! wink
And besides, you wouldn’t go into her work and tell her that “Someone is going to make you their own little sex toy.“  And then keep hanging around and staring at her.  (And one or two of the other girls there.0

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Posted: 18 July 2008 09:17 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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Crafty Dragon - 18 July 2008 09:16 AM

Well, yes, I know that, but you’re not the only weird person in the world, you know! wink
And besides, you wouldn’t go into her work and tell her that “Someone is going to make you their own little sex toy.“  And then keep hanging around and staring at her.  (And one or two of the other girls there.0

I wouldn’t?

Errr. . .I mean, I wouldn’t!

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Posted: 18 July 2008 09:19 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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Yeah, you might be weird, but you don’t strike me as a creep.

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Posted: 18 July 2008 09:21 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Crafty Dragon - 18 July 2008 09:19 AM

Yeah, you might be weird, but you don’t strike me as a creep.

*creeps around the Forum*

So, do you need me to go break somebody’s legs for you, so that they’ll stop bothering your daughter?  I don’t charge much.  I might even be able to convince Smerk to wave her swords at him.  wink

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Posted: 18 July 2008 09:26 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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Aww, that’s sweet of you. wink  But I think it’s all handled.  The worst part of it is that the guy looks very similar to her ex-brother-in-law, who molested her for a while when she was 14.  I say a while because it went on for a few months, and we didn’t know, because it was hidden very well, and he had convinced her that if she told us, we wouldn’t believe her.

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Posted: 18 July 2008 09:26 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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Oh, this is lovely!

The Department of the Environment ordered the town in 2006 to dig a new well because of high arsenic levels in the water supply in this town along the Choptank River. However, permitting delays meant the well project languished for two years.

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Posted: 18 July 2008 09:27 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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Crafty Dragon - 18 July 2008 09:26 AM

Aww, that’s sweet of you. wink  But I think it’s all handled.  The worst part of it is that the guy looks very similar to her ex-brother-in-law, who molested her for a while when she was 14.  I say a while because it went on for a few months, and we didn’t know, because it was hidden very well, and he had convinced her that if she told us, we wouldn’t believe her.

Aren’t some people just so spiffy?

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Posted: 18 July 2008 09:29 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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Yeah.  Lovely.  The only good thing that came from him being around is Berlyn’s son.

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Posted: 18 July 2008 09:30 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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Yay for spawn!

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Posted: 18 July 2008 09:31 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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Accipiter - 18 July 2008 09:30 AM

Yay for spawn!

LOL

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Posted: 18 July 2008 09:34 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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Crafty Dragon - 18 July 2008 09:31 AM
Accipiter - 18 July 2008 09:30 AM

Yay for spawn!

LOL

Not that I’m hoping that there will be any in my immediate future!  There had better not be, at least!  shock

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