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Posted: 28 December 2005 06:03 PM

[ Ignore ] [ # 265 ]

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I don’t know why, but my local supermarket insists on keeping their pita bread refrigerated. It makes the moisture in the bags condense on the plastic and gets the edges soggy. I think I’m going to have a talk with the manager next time I go in. “Put your pita bread next to the hummus, you fool!“

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Posted: 28 December 2005 06:05 PM

[ Ignore ] [ # 266 ]

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That is pretty icky. And I don’t even use pita bread for anything.

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Posted: 28 December 2005 06:48 PM

[ Ignore ] [ # 267 ]

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Pita bread is great for flinging at people. It’s nicely aerodynamic.

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Posted: 28 December 2005 07:43 PM

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*yodels into the silence*

Yodolodololloolieodielodayheehooooooooooo!

*listens to the Forum fauna stampede away in terror*

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Posted: 28 December 2005 10:14 PM

[ Ignore ] [ # 269 ]

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Are you still around, Myst?

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