I’d like a good solid viking funeral, myself. A fun wake at beachside, culminating in a glorious sendoff..

Personally, I’ve always thought there would be good money in offering that as a service.. Rig up a reusable boat shell - concrete with foam flotation - and have plenty of burnables on hand. Would need a new sail every time, but what’s a few square yards of fabric between friends? Get a liquor license, and possibly some good helmets.