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Posted: 04 July 2008 01:12 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Clever police have solved a man’s bright object in the sky mystery.

They discovered it was the moon.

South Wales Police were dispatched to a 999 emergency reporting a “bright stationary object” above a caller’s house.

Officer today released the recording of the astonishing emergency call.

But police have not revealed the identity of the dim-witted caller except to say he was from the South Wales Valleys.

The recording runs as follows:

Control Room: “South Wales Police, what’s your emergency?“

Caller:
“It’s not really. I just need to inform you that across the mountain there’s a bright stationary object.“

Control room: “Right.“

Caller: “If you’ve got a couple of minutes perhaps you could find out what it is? It’s been there at least half an hour and it’s still there.“

Control:
“It’s been there for half an hour. Right. Is it actually on the mountain or in the sky?“

Caller: “It’s in the air.“

Control: “I will send someone up there now to check it out.“

Caller: “OK.“

A few minutes later, all became clear in the following exchange between the control room and the police officer sent to the scene.

Control: “Alpha Zulu 20, this object in the sky, did anyone have a look at it?“

Officer: “Yes, it’s the moon. Over.“

A South Wales Police spokeswoman said: “It was 100% legitimate. There was no hoax. It was a serious call from a member of the public.“

The mystifying sighting, reported in May, must rate as the oddest emergency call in the history of the south Wales force.

It was highlighted today as part of a continuing public campaign to cut down on the number of inappropriate emergency calls.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=204958&in_page_id=2

I suspect that drink may have been involved. wink

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Posted: 04 July 2008 02:53 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Im telling you most americans are crazy
I remember in jay leno…
Caller:Is this the police?
Police:Yes it is…
Caller:Uh i need help in my homework its a `mergency smile
Police:what?
Caller:yeah its fractions i need help
Police:Why us?
Caller:cuz, my mom said to call this number 911 if theres an emergency!
Its was sorta like that im looking for its video

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Posted: 05 July 2008 04:14 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Yes, except in this case, the call about the moon happened in South Wales. rolleyes

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Posted: 05 July 2008 04:26 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Posted: 05 July 2008 06:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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MadCarlotta - 05 July 2008 04:14 AM

Yes, except in this case, the call about the moon happened in South Wales. rolleyes

Hmmmmmm, I could have sworn I saw it over the mountains here.  How could it be in Wales too??  tongue wink

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Posted: 05 July 2008 10:00 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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big surprise
You mean there’s two of them?!
tongue wink

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Posted: 05 July 2008 10:09 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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Madmouse - 05 July 2008 10:00 AM

big surprise
You mean there’s two of them?!
tongue wink

They’re multiplying!  You realise what this means, don’t you?  That moonlight-focusing machine needs new safeguards before it gains too much power and destroys us all!!!

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Posted: 05 July 2008 10:37 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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*gasp*  I’ve seen one here, too!  What could it mean?  gulp  LOL

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Posted: 05 July 2008 11:58 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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I saw a big glowly one yesterday, but this was during the day! They must be becoming stronger shock

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Posted: 05 July 2008 12:37 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Posted: 05 July 2008 07:14 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Needs more work….Moon multiplication isnt working well..:(
I saw one in the sky today then i saw a moon and a sun at the same time!!!!

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Posted: 05 July 2008 09:13 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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*panics* *checks date*   Phew, it’s not 2012 yet.  Still have a few good years yet.  Multiple moons must be just a coincidence.

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