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Tuesday, 27 December
 
Smerk
Posted: 26 December 2005 08:01 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Sorry, folks…we’re skipping Boxing Day!

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Otaku-maniac formerly Absinthe
Posted: 26 December 2005 08:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Ok. Well… Ok. Thats good.
Oh no! The bottle is almost empty!

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A very wise woman once said, marridge is like a deck of cards.
You need a heart to love him,
A diamond to marry him,
A club to smash his fucking head in,
And a spade to burry the bastard.

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Smerk
Posted: 26 December 2005 08:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Pleh…can you believe that I’m at home, it’s a public holiday, and I still have annoying people from call centres based in Delhi calling?

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Accipiter
Posted: 26 December 2005 09:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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That’s why mankind evolved strategic thermonuclear weapons, Smerk.

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Smerk
Posted: 26 December 2005 10:01 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Yes, but the common dragon doesn’t have access to these weapons.

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Otaku-maniac formerly Absinthe
Posted: 26 December 2005 10:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Oh, well. Sorry smerk. We all pity you.

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A very wise woman once said, marridge is like a deck of cards.
You need a heart to love him,
A diamond to marry him,
A club to smash his fucking head in,
And a spade to burry the bastard.

Edward Elric.
Chrono the Sinner.
Wolverine.
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Accipiter
Posted: 26 December 2005 10:34 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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*pities Smerk*

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Accipiter
Posted: 26 December 2005 10:35 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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*gives Smerk a comforting pat on her shoulder*

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Posted: 26 December 2005 10:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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*gives Smerk a comforting pat on her. . .ummm. . .other shoulder. . .yeah, that’s where. . .

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Smerk
Posted: 26 December 2005 10:36 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Umm…that’s not my shoulder…

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Posted: 26 December 2005 10:38 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Oh, are you sure?

*pats it a few more times to make certain*

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Smerk
Posted: 26 December 2005 10:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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Most definitely…my shoulder’s a bit higher up…

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