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Posted: 13 June 2008 06:42 AM   [ Ignore ]
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You’re An EXTREME Redneck When….

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is ‘out of your league’ bowls on a different night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, ‘Hey, guys, watch this.’

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the ‘Star-spangled Banner’ are ‘Gentlemen, start your engines.’

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

16. You can’t get married to your sweetheart because there’s a law against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

18. You’re convinced that the moon landings were fake, but professional wrestling ISN’T!

19. When you send out a birthday card that says, “Happy Birthday Uncle Daddy!”

20. When none of your 4 sisters had to change their driver’s licenses when they got married, ‘cause the last name didn’t change

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Posted: 13 June 2008 09:19 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Posted: 17 June 2008 10:17 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Bebelicious - 13 June 2008 10:42 AM

You’re An EXTREME Redneck When….
20. When none of your 4 sisters had to change their driver’s licenses when they got married, ‘cause the last name didn’t change

Um…
My Mama and my paternal Grandma were both Collins’ before they married men named Collins!
I’m 3/4 Collins and 1/4 Griffin
rolleyes

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Posted: 17 June 2008 11:34 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Magnoire La Chouette - 17 June 2008 02:17 PM
Bebelicious - 13 June 2008 10:42 AM

You’re An EXTREME Redneck When….
20. When none of your 4 sisters had to change their driver’s licenses when they got married, ‘cause the last name didn’t change

Um…
My Mama and my paternal Grandma were both Collins’ before they married men named Collins!
I’m 3/4 Collins and 1/4 Griffin
rolleyes

Southeast Louisiana

Thats’ about right then. raspberry

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Posted: 17 June 2008 11:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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I’m proud of my family tree.

It goes straight up.

No branches.

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Posted: 07 July 2008 05:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Neo - 17 June 2008 03:34 PM
Magnoire La Chouette - 17 June 2008 02:17 PM
Bebelicious - 13 June 2008 10:42 AM

You’re An EXTREME Redneck When….
20. When none of your 4 sisters had to change their driver’s licenses when they got married, ‘cause the last name didn’t change

Um…
My Mama and my paternal Grandma were both Collins’ before they married men named Collins!
I’m 3/4 Collins and 1/4 Griffin
rolleyes

Southeast Louisiana

Thats’ about right then. raspberry

hey! At least I can easily switch between my Daddy’s name and my Mama’s name!
A lot of women are using their mother’s maiden names.

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