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Posted: 12 June 2008 12:11 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Some of these are fun

http://www.engrish.com/category_index.php?category=CHINGLISH

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Smerk the cutest dragon
Lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist
In Western Australi

Little Accipiter loved that girl enough
He told her jokes and crazy facts
And other forum stuff

Smerk the cutest dragon:
Traveled cross the sea,
To hunt her prey in foriegn lands,
And snuggle with Acci!

Smerk the cutest dragon
Is getting married now they say
Though little Accipiter
Has yet to name the day.

Wo Ai Wo Tai Tai

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Posted: 12 June 2008 07:05 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Thanks for sharing, they’re hilarious, especially since I’m living in Hong Kong and signs like these are a bit common.

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And of course, with the birth of the artist came the inevitable afterbirth—the critic.

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Posted: 13 June 2008 12:31 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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I have one word:

LAWLZ LOL

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“Magic is just science we don’t understand.“
- Me

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Posted: 13 June 2008 12:59 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Cool being part chinese i am starting to think ill learn chinese. Onthemark i though you were in the phil.? i saw youre profile`s location

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Why does spellcheck hate me?
GO HERE
“When one thing is a thing the other thing is also a thing bt more of a thing then the last thing multiplied to the value of pi, Whats the point of what i just said? The other thing is tastier than Pi”
Im lonely downer

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Posted: 13 June 2008 01:03 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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It’s funny ‘cos it’s true…

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Posted: 13 June 2008 01:08 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Chinatown here doesnt have chinglish cool mad

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Why does spellcheck hate me?
GO HERE
“When one thing is a thing the other thing is also a thing bt more of a thing then the last thing multiplied to the value of pi, Whats the point of what i just said? The other thing is tastier than Pi”
Im lonely downer

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Posted: 13 June 2008 01:20 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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I’ve often thought that if I ever moved to Japan or China, I could make a lucrative living by offering prooreading and correction services…

“Nono.. what you want here is ‘Butter available on request’. Trust me, what you’ve got wll result in some very awkward questions..“

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    Est mortuissima
          Romanos olim necavit
              Iam vere me necat

What part of ‘meow’ don’t you understand?

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Posted: 13 June 2008 01:29 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Have you been to Camden Town?

You walk through that underground area.

“yoo buy food please thank you, yes please, you buy now, three pou’ fifteh on speca’al of just fah yoo”

If that’s not Chinglish… I don’t know what is. big surprise

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Posted: 13 June 2008 05:48 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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silver caliber magnum - 13 June 2008 12:59 AM

Onthemark i though you were in the phil.? i saw youre profile`s location

Yes, I am Filipino, and I shuttle between countries due to work and other commitments. I’m mostly in HK and Thailand, though.

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Posted: 13 June 2008 06:20 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 9 ]
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Too Funny! LOL

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Our motto is: “Even a bad man needs a good cookie!...

My Future’s as Bright as the Color of CHEESE!!!

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Posted: 13 June 2008 08:34 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 10 ]
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Robin Bobcat - 13 June 2008 01:20 AM

I could make a lucrative living by offering prooreading and correction services…


That’ll be $5…

misspelling ‘proofreading’... is that irony?

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“Great Expectations.”
“Is it any good?”
“It’s not what I’d hoped for.”

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Posted: 27 August 2008 02:45 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 11 ]
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And for more fun:

The Lord of the Rings:  The Two Towers, extra special subtitled edition.

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“There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.“

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