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The real story behind the Beatles and “Paul is dead”
Posted: 07 June 2008 10:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 12 ]
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Tobester - 07 June 2008 02:16 PM

Andy Kaufman!
John Titor!

I don’t have any theories about them (although it would be perfectly Kaufmanesque for him to wait until everyone forgot him and then come back and say “just kidding!”)


My brother has one about Don Knotts.

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Posted: 09 June 2008 04:09 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 13 ]
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Wait a minute… the real John Lennon (who should look like Paul right?) would never marry Heather Mills! Something’s amiss :p

cindik - 06 June 2008 09:09 PM

Wait until I tell you who Jim Morrison is now.
MUWAHAHAHAHAH

JFK? Hitler? cheese

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Posted: 10 June 2008 10:16 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 14 ]
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cindik - 06 June 2008 03:30 PM

Upon hearing the quote “Do not judge a man until you have walked a thousand miles in his shoes”, they agreed to have plastic surgery to look like each other.

Why didn’t they just swap shoes?

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Posted: 10 June 2008 10:21 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 15 ]
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Tobester - 10 June 2008 02:16 PM
cindik - 06 June 2008 03:30 PM

Upon hearing the quote “Do not judge a man until you have walked a thousand miles in his shoes”, they agreed to have plastic surgery to look like each other.

Why didn’t they just swap shoes?

They didn’t fit, and remember the saying “If the shoe fits, wear it”. The inverse is “if the shoe doesn’t fit, don’t wear it”.

The converse is “if you’re wearing the shoe, it fits”, but the Beatles weren’t wearing Converse.

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Posted: 30 August 2008 10:51 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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cindik - 06 June 2008 03:30 PM

The usual information about “Paul is dead”:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_is_dead

Later, Campbell was going to spill the beans in a tell-all book. One of the Beatles’ biggest fans was recruited to stop him. On December 8, 1980, Mark David Chapman killed Paul McCartney’s replacement, William Shears Campbell, known to most people as “John Lennon”.

Who hired Chapman? Ringo?

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Posted: 31 August 2008 03:15 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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I couldn’t get past the premise where spending money somehow makes you not have to pay income taxes on it.

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The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.

  —Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

[color=green]“That is a very graphic analogy which aids understanding wonderfully while being, strictly speaking, wrong in every possible way.”

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Posted: 28 September 2008 11:54 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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Who really cares anyway? The Beatles sucked… no matter who they were!

blank stare

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Canadian Bacon Rules !!!

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Posted: 29 September 2008 07:01 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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Sir, you have offended me greatly. For this, I insist that I shall meet you upon the field of honor. Bring your appointed second and a bucket of gummi bears.

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1: Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. If it does what it says, you should have no problem with this.
2: What proof will you accept that you are wrong? You ask us to change our mind, but we cannot change yours?
3: It is not our responsability to disprove your claims, but rather your responsability to prove them.
4. Personal testamonials are not proof.

What part of ‘meow’ don’t you understand?

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Posted: 29 September 2008 07:05 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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No, Mark.  I’m not going to be your second.

Psst.  Robin…don’t know if it makes any difference, but Mark loves Avril Lavigne…

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Posted: 29 September 2008 10:37 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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Avril Lavigne=

Larvae Living
Vaginal Liver (the undisputed winner)
Vaginal Viler
Vanilla Giver
Larva Veiling
Lava Reviling
Lava Reliving
Ravelling Via
Villager Vain
Raveling Vial
Leaving Viral
Leaving Rival
Vinegar Villa
Grave Villain
Revival Align
Vela Rivaling
Vela Virginal
Vale Rivaling
Vale Virginal
Lave Rivaling
Lave Virginal
Veal Rivaling
Veal Virginal
Valve Railin

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Posted: 29 September 2008 10:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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‘Veal Virginal’....

Yeeeeaah…

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1: Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. If it does what it says, you should have no problem with this.
2: What proof will you accept that you are wrong? You ask us to change our mind, but we cannot change yours?
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4. Personal testamonials are not proof.

What part of ‘meow’ don’t you understand?

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