A man takes his girlfriend out to a party
On the way home he suspiciously develops
engine trouble. After about an hour he successfully
seduces his girlfriend and afterwards she’s sitting there
crying her eyes out!

‘Boo hoo hoo, sob sob, boo hoo hoo.‘

‘What the matter? he asked.

She sniffed, still crying, ‘how can I (sob sob) go home to my parents (sob sniff sob) now?
How can (boo hoo) I go home and (sob sob) tell them that you took advantage of
me twice? (boo hoo)‘

‘But I only did it once,‘ he replied.

‘You’re going to do it again aren’t you?‘