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19 May - Happy Malcolm X Day, USA!
 
Boo
Posted: 19 May 2008 02:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 34 ]
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*crosses fingers that she won’t ever need a root canal*

*wanders off for a shower*

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NEO
Posted: 19 May 2008 02:05 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 35 ]
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I am here.  I went home at 10am and slept until 1, then wife to the dr at 130 to 230, get the boy at 320.  So I am going to put in a 3 hour day.  I am so sleepy lately, stupid medicine changes.

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Posted: 19 May 2008 02:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 36 ]
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*pours bucket of cold water over Neo*

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MadCarlotta
Posted: 19 May 2008 02:12 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 37 ]
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I once didn’t go to the dentist for eight years and didn’t even have a cavity. The dentist just couldn’t believe it.

In fact, I only have three fillings, and none were really proper cavities. Two were soft spots that were on my teeth when they grew in (around age 9? 11?) and one was where I cracked open my tooth while go-karting.

I know for a fact though, that this time I won’t be so lucky.

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NEO
Posted: 19 May 2008 02:15 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 38 ]
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I think I went to the dentist last when I was about 10 years old, so it has been about 19 years for me.  I might be due for a check up.

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MadCarlotta
Posted: 19 May 2008 02:16 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 39 ]
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Oh, that’s right, I forgot it’s a normal monday down in the US. It’s a holiday here.

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NEO
Posted: 19 May 2008 02:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 40 ]
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Madmouse - 19 May 2008 02:06 PM

*pours bucket of cold water over Neo*

I need that, I spent the most of the day out in the sun planting the garden.  I am so excited to finally get it going.  Tomatoes, green beans, cucumbers, and white radishes so far.  Much left to plant I hope tonight.

I got a bit sunburned on my arms and neck, It doesn’t hurt though unless the sun is hitting the burned parts.

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NEO
Posted: 19 May 2008 02:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 41 ]
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Next monday is a holiday here.  Yay!  And it marks the day that I no longer have to force my son to get up out of bed and get ready for school.  I am very excited about that.

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MadCarlotta
Posted: 19 May 2008 02:26 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 42 ]
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Yeah, normally Victoria Day falls on Memorial Day down in the US. Not sure why it’s earlier this year.

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Madmouse
Posted: 19 May 2008 02:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 43 ]
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Neo - 19 May 2008 02:18 PM

I need that, I spent the most of the day out in the sun planting the garden.  I am so excited to finally get it going.  Tomatoes, green beans, cucumbers, and white radishes so far.  Much left to plant I hope tonight.

I really want to get my raised vegetable beds built. I want to plant dwarf green beans, butternut squash, parsnips, carrots, herbs, potatoes…

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Tah
Posted: 19 May 2008 02:30 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 44 ]
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Greetings.

In defense of the thread title, this is the birthday of Malcolm X.  I’ve nver heard it referred to as “Malcolm X Day” before, so I’m calling it a not-real holiday.  Just a recognition of his birthday since he did have historical significance.

Malfunctioned - 19 May 2008 01:20 PM

Greetings people! It turns out it’s impossible to study through osomosis…also my head hurts from stacking books on it cheese

That’s because osmosis is the movement of water from an area of higher concentration to an area of lower concentration through a membrane.

So, if anything, you had liquid leave your body and move into the books.  Not that other way around. tongue wink

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