Are we sure these aren’t genetically engineered, packed with nanobots and invading our computers to send vital information like our Sudoku scores back to their makers?
You mean in an attempt to either:
A) Identify the most intelligent people so that they can be gruesomely dispatched first, depriving the human race of its best chance to fight back?
or,
B) Find a cadre of smart, nerdy people who will collaborate in the subjugation of the entire population in return for unfettered (or should that be ‘fettered’?) access to the best-looking members of the opposite sex?
*crosses fingers and hopes it’s (B)*
*....takes notes in his Takeover Folder…*
*...hmmm. Evil Ant Overlords…*
*...dispatches plenipotentiary adjunct to negotiate terms…*
