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Posted: 13 May 2008 10:17 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 30 ]
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Nameless - 13 May 2008 09:33 AM

Well technically robots don’t have genitals… raspberry

you obviously have never been to f***machines.com

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Posted: 13 May 2008 10:24 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 31 ]
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1 Mt. Dew down the hatch, I may need 27,000 more.

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Posted: 13 May 2008 10:28 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 32 ]
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Hello, guys.
*hugs*

I have been trying to perk myself up by making the effort today.
So I dressed up, even though I was only going out to the shop.
It was sort of effective.
I did have to spend half an hour beforehand trying to remember how to walk in high heels, though.

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Posted: 13 May 2008 10:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 33 ]
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Good for you Boo, my wife used to subscribe to this online newsletter thing for homemakers, and she said in it that a very important thing was to get up every morning and get yourself dressed just like you were going out.  I agree with that statement.

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Posted: 13 May 2008 10:36 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 34 ]
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Was that Flylady, by any chance?
Yeah, I’m trying to subscribe to that, although I wouldn’t normally go for 3” red suede heels.
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Posted: 13 May 2008 10:39 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 35 ]
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I think it was.

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Posted: 13 May 2008 10:44 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 36 ]
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It’s a good site.
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Posted: 13 May 2008 11:07 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 37 ]
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Crap. I misjudged my recipe, and now have about twice as much meatloaf to cook than I meant to…

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Posted: 13 May 2008 12:08 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 38 ]
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Nameless - 13 May 2008 09:33 AM

Well technically robots don’t have genitals… raspberry

you obviously have never been to f***machines.com

It can’t be that ba—- Oh my goodness… big surprise

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Posted: 13 May 2008 12:21 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 39 ]
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MadCarlotta - 13 May 2008 10:17 AM

you obviously have never been to f***machines.com

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Posted: 13 May 2008 12:22 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 40 ]
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