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Charybdis - 09 May 2008 01:27 PM
Gee, thanks. She did call herself my girlfriend, too.
Hon, you’ve been out with her once? Twice?
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It’s okay, I’m used to being ignored. I think I’ll just change my name to Steven.
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Boo - 09 May 2008 01:31 PM
Renquist - 09 May 2008 01:29 PM
Now if Nameless managed to land a bird a significant portion of the galaxy would be sucked into a black hole the size of Kettering. Hopefully not the bit we’re in.
I don’t think Kettering’s big enough to be the size of the black hole…
Stranger things have happened. OK, not a lot stranger, but some. And yes, I could give you names…but they wouldn’t mean anything to you. You’re just going to have to trust me that when my friend Martin managed to find a woman who would put up with him, I and everybody who knows him was wondering just exactly how severe the freeze in Hell was. Did it frost over ALL the sulferous pits?
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Kathleen - 09 May 2008 01:25 PM
Also, you don’t really want me to *wuzz* you, do you? Perhaps I should define “wuzz” before I ask you that…
I always thought that a “wuzz” is a series of rapid hand movements on someones hair, akin to fluffing.
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Absolutely right, Mal honey. I just wanted to make sure Chary knew that.
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Yep, pretty much.
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Kathleen - 09 May 2008 01:37 PM
Absolutely right, Mal honey.
Yay!
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Kathleen - 09 May 2008 01:36 PM
Stranger things have happened. OK, not a lot stranger, but some. And yes, I could give you names…but they wouldn’t mean anything to you. You’re just going to have to trust me that when my friend Martin managed to find a woman who would put up with him, I and everybody who knows him was wondering just exactly how severe the freeze in Hell was. Did it frost over ALL the sulferous pits?
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“A penny saved is a future donation to Boo’s army of zombies in an attempt to bribe her not to let them rend your limbs.“
“This site fuses the skeptical approach of a hard-core myth debunker with a gleeful celebration of humanity’s trickster side.“ Sci-Fi Weekly, talking about MoH.
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[quote author=“Boo”]Saying “Awoorrywooodywoorywooooo” is optional.
Really? I’m more like, “Awwwwwhoosywhoosywhoosywoo.“ Cultural difference, perhaps.
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Ah, no, depends on who you’re wuzzing, and why. For the rats, it depends on whether they’re being cute or ridiculously cute.
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“A penny saved is a future donation to Boo’s army of zombies in an attempt to bribe her not to let them rend your limbs.“
“This site fuses the skeptical approach of a hard-core myth debunker with a gleeful celebration of humanity’s trickster side.“ Sci-Fi Weekly, talking about MoH.
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Oh, yes—I don’t get a lot of practice in rat wuzzing.
Everything from the popular Farting Santa to fake Lottery Ticket stocking stuffers.
