I’d rather people thought I’d been shagging like… dunno, something that has exciting sex, rather than me just being clumsy.
Research Mod
“We are wise to avoid association with those who hide their identity in Internet chat rooms.“ - The Watchtower
The platypus is mother nature’s way of saying, “I made this thing out of spare parts I found on the workshop floor, and it can still ****ing cripple you.“
Sylvia Browne
Some of your marks (and this applies to both of you, I think) would be hard to explain away as rough sex.
Yep, Mouse.
That is true, Chary. Well… kind of.
Boo - “Like a mad bloody magpie.“
“A rolling zombie gathers no moss, as it tends to disintegrate instead.“
“He who hesitates is sporked.“
“A penny saved is a future donation to Boo’s army of zombies in an attempt to bribe her not to let them rend your limbs.“ Aphorisms by Acci.
“This site fuses the skeptical approach of a hard-core myth debunker with a gleeful celebration of humanity’s trickster side.“ Sci-Fi Weekly, talking about MoH.
You might try using some lube if you find your hair keeps catching on fire.
I have a lovely little round bruise right in the middle of my stomach. Maybe Chris is naturally blonde…
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/forums/viewthread/5820/#271895
You could buy some stick-on arrows and see if that helps any.
And there’s a mental image I didn’t need.
Everyone involves fire in their coitus rituals don’t they?
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. Ralph Waldo Emerson
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you are a stud-muffin…[Boo, 2008] Silence is GOLDEN, Duct tape is SILVER…cheaper and more efficient.
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Neo - 08 May 2008 02:07 PMEveryone involves fire in their coitus rituals don’t they?
No, that comes later with the enraged villagers.
Candles, anyway.
