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7th May - Happy 60th Anniversary of the Founding of the Council of Europe!
Posted: 08 May 2008 12:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 397 ]
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Two hours later?

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Posted: 08 May 2008 12:50 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 398 ]
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But boy, are they tasty.

Unlike the somewhat disappointing chicken fried rice I just ate. Should have gone for somethoing else but chicken fried rice is (normally) a good, safe choice. Not at this place, evidently.

Also, I have a nagging pain in my right buttock. Right in deep, at the bone. I was walking up to the Univeristy earlier and it felt like a cross between pulling a muscle and being stabbed in the arse (in a non-gay way).

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Posted: 08 May 2008 12:51 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 399 ]
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Eh, skin is for Europeans…um…for the French, yeah.

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Posted: 08 May 2008 12:52 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 400 ]
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Pfft. Who needs skin, right?

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Posted: 08 May 2008 12:53 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 401 ]
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Hey no skin, no skin cancer or wrinkles, or the need to use soap.  This is sounding like a good idea. raspberry

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Posted: 08 May 2008 12:57 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 402 ]
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I’ll lend you the girls. That should take care of it.

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Posted: 08 May 2008 12:59 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 403 ]
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I have cats, chickens and kids for that.  They are very effective at skin removal.

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Posted: 08 May 2008 01:03 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 404 ]
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Hmm. And tomorrow, when I go to class, people will look at me oddly again. *sigh* I’ve always got cuts, scratches, and the occasional burn or bruise…

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Posted: 08 May 2008 01:29 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 405 ]
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Boo - 08 May 2008 01:03 PM

Hmm. And tomorrow, when I go to class, people will look at me oddly again. *sigh* I’ve always got cuts, scratches, and the occasional burn or bruise…

Oh that’s nothing. One of the girls in work bruises like a peach, always covered in bumps and bruises. Of course these marks actually come from her having pretty rough sex with one of the guys. Doesn’t take Sherlock Holmes to notice that the four small bruises on her arms are perfectly spaced to be finger marks. Or the odd bite mark.

Unfortunate that it just looks like someone’s been knocking her about. Not so. He’s just been knocking her.

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Posted: 08 May 2008 01:44 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 406 ]
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I bruise very easily, too.  That’s why I can’t engage in any vigorous sexual activity.

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Posted: 08 May 2008 01:47 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 407 ]
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I don’t mind so much if the marks are from rough sex.
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