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Wednesday August 10th
 
Boo
Posted: 10 August 2005 05:37 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]
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The staff at Edinburgh Zoo are preparing for a visit from the Norwegian King

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Boo
Posted: 10 August 2005 05:37 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]
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Does that sound pish?

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WaveOfMutilation
Posted: 10 August 2005 05:42 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]
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sounds reasonable to me…

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WaveOfMutilation
Posted: 10 August 2005 05:43 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]
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you could maybe drop in soething about how public-friendly and lovable they are…

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Boo
Posted: 10 August 2005 05:44 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]
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It’s not really… zippy, is it?

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Mort
Posted: 10 August 2005 05:47 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]
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Hey, it’s a military affair, you don’t need Zip, but Pomp instead.

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Posted: 10 August 2005 05:48 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 29 ]
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Posted: 10 August 2005 05:48 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 30 ]
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Ha! Good point, Mort.

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WaveOfMutilation
Posted: 10 August 2005 05:52 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 31 ]
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coo… my little brother is in Edinburgh today…

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Posted: 10 August 2005 05:53 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 32 ]
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Is he? Why’s that?

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Mort
Posted: 10 August 2005 05:54 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 33 ]
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He’s not been dressing in a tuxedo and pretending to be a Penguin?

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