Oliver the Chimp is NOT half human
Posted: 02 May 2008 10:15 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Obviously a first rate hoax.  Chimps are not 1/2 human.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=-C6NkRUbI38

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Posted: 02 May 2008 10:28 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Didn’t have time tonight to watch all 6 parts of the documentary.  I’ll watch the rest tomorrow evening.  But for now, my thoughts are this: 1)I don’t think the chimp himself is a hoax.  And 2)I agree, chimps are not half human; however, this particular chimp appears to have some human-type behaviors and adaptations/mutations.

I’m reserving further comments until I watch the rest of the video and find some more information.

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Posted: 02 May 2008 11:34 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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Is this the same chimp they tried to have a court say was human for some rights about something?

If so, that news story (and subsequent story about the denial by the court) is posted on the forum somewhere.  But it’s late, I’m tired, and should be in bed so I’m not going to look for it or watch the video right now to see.

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Posted: 03 May 2008 06:36 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Oliver, the Humanzee or, perhaps, the Chiman.

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Posted: 03 May 2008 10:52 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Obviously a first rate hoax.  Chimps are not 1/2 human.

Well of course not. Genetically, they more than 95% human. It’s bananas that are half human.

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Posted: 03 May 2008 01:54 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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In this section (5:53), they mention that a Japanese actress volunteered to mate with this thing on camera.  But it was a HOAX!  (Thankfully, just a hoax).

But none-the-less, it’s a heck of a way to advance your career. 

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Y_-_mPy3s&feature=related

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Posted: 04 May 2008 10:06 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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How is that any different than agreeing to do a scene with Bruce Willis? smile

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Posted: 04 May 2008 11:03 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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i was going to say Harvey Keitel, but Bruce Willis works too.

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