No Way….  This is too damned funny to be real
Posted: 29 April 2008 07:36 PM   [ Ignore ]
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Too darn funny to be real.

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Posted: 29 April 2008 07:59 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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LOL thats all i got to say NOW i get it…FILIPINO MONKEY!!!sorry just remembered that

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Posted: 29 April 2008 09:18 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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DJ_Canada - 29 April 2008 07:36 PM

Too darn funny to be real.

You got that right.

I’ve heard this many, many times over the years.  Almost every telling has different countries involved and different types of ships involved.  But always a lighthouse. wink

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Posted: 29 April 2008 10:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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Try this
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/forums/viewthread/1703/

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Posted: 30 April 2008 05:31 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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Heard it before, but still funny.

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Posted: 01 May 2008 03:18 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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LOL but I hadn’t seen or heard the joke before, not even the one Bebe had posted.  I really thought the Canadian voice was going to say something like:  ‘This is the Canadian country coastline, we aren’t moving anywhere.‘

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