Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again, while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. “Dear,” she chirped, “I think it’s time to tell him he’s adopted.”

i heard it before but still funny

I’m not big on jokes.  I just tend to not find them funny.  However, this was was perfectly clever.

If you like thoes types of jokes, I have many Razela. =)
The jokes where a short storys appears only to be caught by a single punch line.
I know of many. =D
And clever ones as well.

I am working for the next to days, but after that, expect me to post simaler such jokes. Gotta find them first tho. I really stink when quoting jokes from memory. =( I can improvise well, but not when it comes to joke telling.

Keep your eyes open, however.

I’ve heard this joke before, cannot remeber where. But it is a good one. What shocks me is that I’ve not heard an alteration for it. As many of the greatest jokes have alterations.

DJ_Canada - 25 April 2008 10:35 PM

If you like thoes types of jokes, I have many Razela. =)
The jokes where a short storys appears only to be caught by a single punch line.
I know of many. =D
And clever ones as well.

I am working for the next to days, but after that, expect me to post simaler such jokes. Gotta find them first tho. I really stink when quoting jokes from memory. =( I can improvise well, but not when it comes to joke telling.

Keep your eyes open, however.



I’ve heard this joke before, cannot remeber where. But it is a good one. What shocks me is that I’ve not heard an alteration for it. As many of the greatest jokes have alterations.

I’ll try to catch them.  I haven’t been reading the forum much as of lately.  I’ve just been way to busy. Anyways, I like this one because of the imagery and because the punchline is rather random, cute and clever. I look forward to more from you.

I feel you on not being able to tell jokes. I am the worst at that.  I just completely mess them up to the point where they are predictable or just not funny anymore.

I got a subscription notification and theres nothing in here thats new why? i got 2 more of them too